Slow pace in the most part of the movie.
... View MoreThe biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.
... View MoreThe plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one
... View MoreExcellent characters with emotional depth. My wife, daughter and granddaughter all enjoyed it...and me, too! Very good movie! You won't be disappointed.
... View MoreIt's kinda a morality story with quite some nudity and sex in it. It's also a comedy, though it never reaches comedy highs such as American Pie, even though or maybe because it takes one phrase of that movie and runs a complete movie with it. There was another movie recently that had the desperate Housewife/Milf theme in it, which wasn't better or worse than this, but they still try obviously.Some jokes are good, but it's all very predictable and the conclusion or rather resolution is pretty weak too. Gross scenes aside (peep hole) the movie tries to reel you in with a sense of friendship and teen life itself. Quite a few things feel forced and I don't think many will watch or like this very much
... View MoreThis movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.
... View MoreA comedy it is not. But rather a disaster it is. "Milf" can go down as a nearly worst film of all time. It is directed by Scott Wheeler, and it was written by Jonathan Haug and the story by Erik Estenberg. It entails a series of sexual encounters by some college age kids with some older women who just happen to be the mothers of their classmates. Ramon Camacho plays Ross, Joseph Bootan plays Nate, Amy Lindsay is Holly Reese, and Philip Marlrt is Anthony Reese. jack Cullison is Brandon Murphy. Rarely do I pan a film this severely, however, "Milf" has strongly earned its low rating as one DVD to avoid. I would put it in the category of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". One would likely benefit more from staring at their blank computer screen. Avoid this one if possible.
... View MoreAfter having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...
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