Miss March
Miss March
R | 13 March 2009 (USA)
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A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.

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HeadlinesExotic

Boring

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Huievest

Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

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Mischa Redfern

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

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Allison Davies

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

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kosmasp

It's not as gross or as completely bad as Movie 43, so apologies in advance. It does have a knack for toilet humor though, that I reckon you'll find funny (as in gross) if you are into that sort of thing. And I don't mean in your personal life, but just as a means to a really simple joke, if you can call it that.The writers are also the directors, are also the two main stars. And let's just say there is a reason we haven't really heard from them since that movie came out. Now just judging them by one entry in their film library would be an unfair thing to do of course. But after watching this, some may argue the opposite. Then again if you really set your bar very low, maybe get intoxicated, have some friends over ... I guess any movie can be fun under those circumstances.There are a couple of jokes that work and I was even surprised that they did include nudity in this. That went out of the comfort zone they established. Also the Russian ladies and their relationship to each other also delivered a fun moment or two. Not enough to save the movie, but enough with a couple of other scenes to save it from being a total disaster ...

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zif ofoz

what can i write?!? laffed my bottom off start to finish.a stupid silly movie that knows where it's coming from. every few minutes is another laugh and a new turn in the 'boys' adventure across country. don't expect high tone humor in this flick. it's low brow and that's the charm of it.i have watched this flick twice and laffed more on second viewing! for very lite entertainment and stupid funny - watch this flick. you simply can't go wrong. there is something for all taste in this movie. and the two lead characters have a great chemistry between them. yes - all 10 stars because i enjoyed this movie!!!!

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Chris Sherriff

I think that this movie is a perfect example of the weaknesses of IMDb. You get too many people of the wrong mindset reviewing this movie. Being a huge fan of Youtube's "The Whitest Kids U' Know", I found the humour in this movie spot on. It is MEANT to be completely over the top (with some real cringy bits). Its just what they do, and to be honest, not many could do it better.Yes, this film may not deserve a reputation for anything other than just another Teen movie, but in my books its darn good, and more than anything else, it made me feel a lot happier inside. Is that a bad thing?Basically, if you are someone who is going to watch this movie without being able to handle sick, crude jokes, then why review it? it isn't for you. That's quite simple.So in the words of Tucker himself, I would rate this film "A perfect seven".

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Scarecrow-88

One of those absurd midnight sex comedies featuring a special experience from Hef. Eugene(Zach Cregger), bless his heart, is having a hard time of it. He gets a little too drunk at an after-prom party, falls down a flight of steps, gets not only clunked over the head with a metal tool box but a giant wooden shelf falls on him. He awakens from a four year coma, aching from a shot to the face by his best friend, Tucker(Trevor Moore), using a wooden bat(ouch). Eugene discovers that his high school sweetheart, Cindi(Raquel Alessi)is Playboy bunny, Miss March, and Tucker thinks it's a good idea to drive cross country to Hef's Los Angeles' Playboy Mansion to confront her. Tucker goes on the lam after stabbing his current girlfriend, Candace(Molly Stanton)in the face several times with a fork because she had "clamped down" while giving him oral pleasure, caused by an epileptic reaction to a strobe light. Eugene, not yet officially well, due to atrophy and a difficult bowel problem, is literally kidnapped by Tucker who wheelchairs him from his hospital. These two hope an old friend of Tucker's, a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG(Craig Robinson, stealing his scenes as usual)can get them into the mansion, but a riff causes this plan to fall apart(Horsedick claims he "banged" Cindi). Thanks to two lesbians(who need them to drive their car so they can use the back seat to engage in constant sex), they may just make it to LA. This zany cross country comedy has Candace's fireman brother and his fellow co-workers following after Tucker. Tucker hasn't a clue how to approach women of any kind and his attempts at scoring with a bunny at Hef's mansion fail miserably. MISS MARCH has that moment where Tucker is able to meet his idol, Hef himself, and their conversation goes a bit awry(due to Tucker's own inability to control his tongue when responding, in repulsion, to a photograph presented to him by Hef regarding a girl he once knew from teenagehood). Eugene's bowel problems are played for constant laughs. Eugene is the classic Griswaldian victim who seems to have everything going wrong in his life, achieving final joy only at the end after a multitude of misery. As you might've guessed it, there's plenty of eye candy, but we never see Cindi herself nude despite the fact the whole film revolves around her posing for Playboy. The whole "lesbians" angle is played to the hilt, and the scene where one of them opens a lock with her tongue has to be seen to be believed. Trevor Moore's expressive face and enthusiasm may earn more laughs than the dialogue he has to speak, but that speaks volumes to me. Eugene's tragic circumstances, any other time his nonstop trauma would not be as funny, are played for both sympathy and giggles in equal measure..and his reluctance towards having sex is also used for laughs.

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