Masterful Movie

Gripping story with well-crafted characters

Excellent, smart action film.

The movie is wonderful and true, an act of love in all its contradictions and complexity

Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best. Absolutely no dinosaurs. Seriously. I watched this entire film and there wasn't a single velociraptor. Not one. There were so many opportunities for dinosaur. I mean, lesbians are great, but they're not as good as a tyrannosaurus Rex. How can you classify a planet as 'Dinosaur' without any dinosaurs. If there were dinosaurs and they were lesbian dinosaurs that would be fine but lesbians without any dinosaurs is misleading at best.

This flick here is one that people do search so therefore I will review another Tina Krause flick that not that many people has seen. Chloroformed And Cloned Co-Ed. It is out on shock-o-rama VHS and is OOP and very obscure. It's just a piece of trash with really bad acting but what makes it collectible is the fact that Tina Krause is in it, known for her nudity and that is what she does here. From the first minute until the last minute she is walking around with her juggs to show. Only a few times she goes full frontal. The tape I received didn't had any year on it it was made and there's nothing to find on the Web. The story goes that Suzy Johnson (Tina Krause) and her boyfriend are adding some new kicks towards there sexlife. But Suzy ends up dead after an experiment with chloroform and electrocution. A deranged medical student clones Suzy 16 times. But they all escape and enters a house with a German butcher who only likes to violate them. The story looks promising but it all looks like a spoof. Bad bad acting and only the juggs of Tina are acting better than the thespians themselves. It's ultra low budget, just look at the electrocution scene, the light goes out and back on and it repeats but you can easily hear that someone is playing with the switch. Total crap but collectible due a few reasons, first, Tina Krause, but also in the acting is John Bacchus who went further to direct a lot of erotic spoofs and flicks. Maybe the best known Play-mate Of The Apes (2002). Alan Spence just turned up one more time as cinematographer in The Vampire's Seduction (1998). Joe Ned aalso went further as writer and producer in the erotic business. G.W Lawrence was also involved but can't say if it was him as seen in Play Dead (1998)? If you want to see early shock-o-rama's just before Misty Mundae became involved, also seen a lot together with Tina Krause then it's a hunt worthy. Give it 2 on 10Gore 0/5 Nudity 3/5 Effects 0/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5

In spite of the 2005 date, this enter is much older. I do not know this for a fact but the fact that Tina Krause, billed in it as Mia Copia, should attest to that fact. Unlike what my moronic brother from Canada stated about this film, it has very little plot but if you are watching it for plot, then there is something wrong with you. Notable in this film is Ruby Larocca, not for her acting but because she is naked a lot in this featurette. Misty Mundae and Tiger Lilly float around with no purpose except to do Ruby Larocca. Tina Krause also adds her charms but not as much as Ruby Larocca does. All the actresses are naked in full frontal fashion and bump and grind a lot throughout the hour. Not Shakespeare but why would you expect it to be.

You can never go wrong with the staff picks here.This movie has it all. I recommend to anyone looking for a great night in.Beauty, brains, and a plot that kicks ass.Misty Mundae as Oook and Lilly Tiger as Una hold together this thrill a minute pile driver of a flick.Watch IT Remember IT Watch it Again IT rocks from start to finishIF you find the plot hard to follow just rewind and start again, if you still can't figure it this movie is not for you.This is not just another Girls gone wild, trip to cancun, this is the real deal