What a waste of my time!!!

everything you have heard about this movie is true.

Better Late Then Never

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

A passionate tale of heartbreak and love triangles (literally). This movie lifted me to half mast, and kept me there for hours on and off. To say that this movie changed my life is a gross understatement to the testament of its magnitude on the movie experience. Move over Casablanca, this is the new American classic. i could go on and on about this movie. I have seen it multiple times and it has given me multiple orgasms. It is a travesty to try and confine this masterpiece in the parameters of human language. I feel like this movie has filled the void in my heart that was left aching from my disappointment of "Gladiator Maximus Glutius). I love Rob L.

Well, one evening my friends and I decided to check out the "after hours" section of On Demand. Being big LOTR fans, we had to check this one out. Not actually interested in all the girl on girl action, my friends and I found ourselves fast-forwarding through the sex scenes in order to watch the goofy plot develop in between. Who does that? Anyhow, we all found it entertaining, and Misty Mundae does bear a striking resemblance to Alyson Hannigan in the "American Pie" trilogy, as Smirnof points out once in the movie. All in all, it was enjoyable, the toilet humor being one of its strong points. If you're looking for a steamy flick, I would recommend skipping over this one, but if you enjoy stupid humor and relish the thought of watching the Throbbit Dildo Saggins and other crazy characters (Sour Ass and Smirnof to name a few) definitely give it a look, it's bound to make you giggle.

OK, I saw the title on MAX one night and was thinking this will be really funny. I mean, the title...Dildo Saggins... Smirnoff? Come on, it had to be funny. In the end, I didn't bother to finish watching it, because, while the beginning was pretty funny (mostly bad jokes, but you laughed anyway), as it progressed, there was less humor and more REALLY REALLY BAD sex scenes. I mean, how hard is it to fake going down on someone? It doesn't take that much talent. And the scenes were all the same, not very exciting and seemingly random. Good stuff: The costuming was pretty good. However I doubt tongue rings and navel piercing were all the rage in those times. At least most of the breasts in the movie were real (except for the poor blonde pixie chick with the unfortunate boob job). I think my favorite line was Smirnoff using the SPAM bit from Monty Python. It was totally random, but great.If, according to another comment, this was the R-rated and not the UN-rated version, then I would consider seeing the unrated one to give it a fair shot. The concept had potential, but was poorly executed in this version.

Well where to begin. Diddle Earth is once again threatened by the evil weapon known as the G-String. Smirnoff the wizard enlists three Throbbits from Throbbiton to go up against the forces of evil, namely Soura$$ the wizard and the one that continually searches for his precious, Ballem. Will the three Throbbits, Dildo Saggins, Horny and Spam survive their quest and destroy the G-String in the chasm of Mount Partypooper? Better yet, will we care?This spoof by the guys at Seduction Cinema is actually pretty entertaining. Stupid funny are all the jokes with ample amounts of female nudity and lesbian sex. It is just your typical softcore guy flick. No socially redeeming qualities. But you already guessed that I think. The film has a few attractive ladies in this one. I know I'm a pig.Suspiria10 gives it C-