just watch it!
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... View MoreThe movie really just wants to entertain people.
... View MoreThis is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
... View MoreThe first 30 minutes or so of this black comedy sucks, big time, before rather weirdly picking up with the appearance of an uncredited Chris Pine as the mad, bad and very dangerous to know billionaire limo driver Patrick Wilson is tasked with driving around LA. Of course, there is more to it than that; this is a crime caper and in poor taste and while there are no belly-laughs there is a good deal of sick humour as well as a surprisingly good performance from an unlikely cast Wilson. (It's hardly going to win him an Oscar but it's nice to see him out of his comfort zone). There's also a neat cameo from Ray Liotta who plays himself as the smug, arrogant actor I'm sure he's not.
... View MoreThis movie is heavily over rated. It is rated a 6.5 by IMDb although many reviews are revealing a solid 7,8, and 9, even an occasional 10. I would say it is more around a 4-5. This movie is borderline BAD. The overall "story" to the movie is should I say pointless although maybe you are a fan of watching pointless movies. The characters are wild nonetheless. The overall vibe of this movie is crazy and just puts you in a weird state of mind. The absolute highest this movie gets from me is a 6. I wasted my time watching this film and I am warning you to not make the same mistake. Although, if you are a fan of wild and sporadic movies this might be your thing. It is considered s comedy and thriller and it is not very funny at all to say the least. Do yourself a favor and do not watch this film.
... View MoreThe only thing I did not like about Stretch is that the identity of Pink Minx is so predictable. Of course it was going to be Charlie. But that is really the only loose link and other than that Stretch is the kind of crazy, funny ride that never makes you bored.Personally, Jessica Alba really surprised me as for once she played a character that did not seem to be as dumb as a rock.Stretch is consistently good for what it is, an action comedy. Especially when you compare it with what else passes for "good" in that genre these days. It occupies that Above the Average space by managing to be both smart and funny, just below the Really Good which it, sadly, never managed to reach.
... View MoreAs anyone who has seen Movie 43 will tell you , it doesn't matter how many big names you put in a film it doesn't make it any good . This is a mess of a film about a debt ridden gambler ( yes another one!)who drives a Limo and get's involved in all sorts of crazy ( not ) shenanigans with the police and the mob. Rammed packed full of well known actors , leading man Patrick Wilson is the only one worth watching here. Chris Pine and ed Helms are bloody annoying and Jessica Alba is only there for her silly smile. Although Stretch is by no means as bad as Movie 43 it is a stinker and deserves to be confined to the bargain DVD bucket.
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