Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

A parody of Scream and I Know What You Did ---. I like it. There are five students with secrets to hide, rather lame ones. The scene is played out five times, each showing a different scenario. The whole plot is silly, the jokes are sophomoric, the acting is outre, there are several drug, booze, and of course sexual jokes through out the film and I found them funny. Tom Arnold is the clueless mall cop in charge of finding the killer and Tiffany Thiessen is the reporter sent to cover the story. The two are attracted to each in weird ways. Listen carefully to some of their exchanges they need a little thinking on at times. The sex education class is entertaining enough, especially when they run the sex ed film. I love the pizza delivery motto. Boner appears to be the first of the five to die but from a heart attack brought on when the killer comes after him (he shows up later). The next dies from a bee sting running from the killer. Then Slab blows himself using roids. So now just Martina and Dawson are left. Trapped in a house with the killer. Martina knocks him out and Dawson starts peeling masks off, many, many masks. The killer is revealed as Arnold's identical cousin and he gets shot. Keep watching after the credits start to roll. They tell what happens with the cast.

If I knew this movie would be that metalinguistic, I wouldn't even bother. I know that "Scream" and "Scary Movie" are a little bit of this, but not that much. "Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth" has some few funny scenes through its 86 minutes, which are: the running in circles, the origin of Scream's mask and some other stuff.What annoys the most are the repeatedly scenes about "I know what you did last summer"; they show this scene around seven times in a row, tiring and bothering the spectator. Morealso, the film is poorly written and directed, you need to be either drunk or in a very good mood to enjoy this. See "Scary Movie" instead, or see this to compare the versions and decide which one you prefer (I sadly don't know anyone who preferred this one).

There is one indisputable fact about this parody of horror and Porky's films. If you don't find something funny, just wait one second because there is another joke coming right at you.There is not one second in the 86 minutes that doesn't have a line, a sign, a reference, something that is funny. You may not like them all, but there is enough to keep you interested.I am a Tom Arnold fan, and he was hilarious, especially in his attempts to hook up with Tiffani Thiessen. Of course, Danny Strong was extremely funny as the guy trying to get laid.It wasn't so much a horror film; you never really see anything bloody, as it was an Airplane type parody.A lot was corny, but a lot was also funny.

I only wish I could give lower than a 1 for this movie. On what planet does anyone think this movie is in the least bit creative, or humorous. I just accidentally caught it on comedy central. I could not stop watching it. Kind of like when you see a car accident. It was so awful. The actors looked like they knew it was a horrible movie, and just didn't even bother to try acting. Because if they actually were trying, then they need to be shot. OK, and Tom Arnold isn't in a lot of great movies, but i am still so disappointed in him for doing this one. This final statement, should sum up this movie.....This movie was beneath Tom Arnold.