I wanted to but couldn't!

Good start, but then it gets ruined

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

One of the film's great tricks is that, for a time, you think it will go down a rabbit hole of unrealistic glorification.

Spoiler Alert!!! It's really nothing but a bunch of recycled footage of scared people at the beach and the shark attacking on the surface. Like Jesus even I could get better shark footage in my bathtub with a robotic shark! Seriously these shark attacks are absolutely fake. The only 2 good attacks were when the guy jumps into it's mouth and the guy drives right into it's mouth. These two were really the only good moments in the whole movie. The rest was an utter disappointment, the lead girl wasn't even acting it looked like she was on the verge of laughing the whole time and it gets annoying pretty quick. I also like how it ends because it uses the quote of Liam Neeson in Star Wars Ep. 1 "There's always a bigger fish!" I give it a 2 out of 10 because of those two funny shark attacks and the brilliant ending.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time a boy called Rhys Mogg was listening to Cannibal Corpse to help him go to sleep after a long day farting. He looked into his toilet a saw a great big poop. Out of the blue, Blaze Bayley came along and said 'OC vomit or shotgun' and lots of gummy bears came out of the skylight and consumed him.This movie reminded me of this story. It shows the horror of being consumed alive and is an inspiration to anyone who has ever been digested. The special effects are so well done that I started crying. I do not cry easily, the last time I cried was when my mother had me aborted. The acting is so realistic that I though it was a real story and was shocked to find that it is fact not a documentary, or say my friend told me. I sacrificed a baby to the great lord Satan to find if my friend was speaking the truth, and to my dismay I found out that there are indeed actors in this movie. If you ever have a chance to see this movie, I would highly recommend it as it is a modern classic and a masterpiece, up with the greats like 'The Hero of Colour City' and 'Spy Kids 4'. This is a great movie for kids who love such films like 'A Serbian Film' Just don't forget to look out for Blaze Bayley as I heard he is now shoving bran flakes into peoples eyes. A bit violent if you ask me.

I usually watch all kinds of movies, even the bad ones. I sat through Shark Attack 1 & 2 already(not great, but slightly passable cheap entertainment movies), so I figured I might as well endure this one to finish it off (though to my best memory, none of the movies are connected).What I found was a movie that I was surprised even made it out of the editing room. The "special effects" were horrid (I could have made a more convincing shark in my bathtub). The acting was as bad as you'd expect. Of course there's that "famous" line in the movie - by that point, I was slightly comatose and this line forced me to rewind twice just to see if I actually heard what I thought I heard. You could easily find the "line" on Youtube just to see it without having to torture yourself watching the rest of this crap.From what I understand, this movie does have some sort of "cult" following, but it's probably not in the best way. It really is probably one of the worst movies ever made - and I write that knowing that covers a lot of ground (and I've seen a LOT of bad movies over the years). I'd rather watch paint dry than to watch this again. Watch at your own risk.

I didn't think much of the first two movies either, however whatever low points the previous movies did, they are next to nothing compared to this. Shark Attack 3 is to me an example of a jaw-droppingly bad movie, yet there is some novelty value in how unintentionally hilarious a lot of it is.Firstly, Shark Attack 3 looks cheap. The setting looks nice, but because the editing is so haphazard and the camera angles as odd as they are you can't appreciate it. The stock footage looks rushed constantly with a shark that is as menacing as a rubber fish.Sound quality especially in the attacks and the stock footage is muffled, and the attacks look clumsily staged and have no build up to them. The music is at best forgettable too, and the direction is one of the most incompetent directing jobs I've seen recently.The script is really quite awful with some of the most inane bits of dialogue you'll ever. There is one line in particular that is very badly written and delivered, and whether it was supposed to be like that or not, you cannot help cracking up.The storyline is hopelessly contrived, with the sex scenes unnecessary and slowing it down. The ending while extremely unrealistic is the only real scene that actually tries to have some suspense and thrills and coming close to succeeding.As for the characters, I didn't care for them at all, none of them. All of them were stock and clichéd and were either underdeveloped or annoying. Some of the victims are so bad you wish the shark would get them, the villain especially despite his being one of the film's most clumsiest moments. The acting is horrendous, John Barrowman is a likable actor but his dialogue is stilted and cheesy and you can tell he is trying to keep a straight face but to no avail.Overall, truly bad but has novelty value. 1/10 Bethany Cox