If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.

The acting is good, and the firecracker script has some excellent ideas.

Most spoof movies tend to be a bit hit and miss; Scary Movie V is all miss. Its targets are a selection of recent horror movies - Mama, Paranormal Activity, Insidious and The Evil Dead - and, for no discernible reason at all, non-horror hits Inception, Black Swan, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 50 Shades of Grey.Having already suffered through part 1-4, I was expecting part 5 to be bad (Anna Farris went so far as to get pregnant to avoid appearing in this one), but I never imagined it could be this awful! It's 88 minutes of utterly puerile, laugh-free nonsense that feels like it was written by a bunch of teenage boys (and not very smart ones at that). A jaw-droppingly terrible sex scene starring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg raiding a marijuana farm, a crap Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike, monkeys throwing poop, a little girl humping someone's leg, a baby on fire, and a wild pool party held by automated pool cleaning machines (yes, you read that correctly!): just a few of the unbelievably dreadful moments in this total wreck of a movie. Rarely has $20million been so poorly spent.1/10, for the lovely Ashley Tisdale, who I'm guessing didn't watch the previous movies before signing on the dotted line, and because 0/10 is still not an option.

I read some reviews before watching this and I was quite skeptical going into this I didn't like the beginning except for Charlie Sheen he was the only thing funny about it and the ending but the middle did have some decent moments except for the part where Kendra pole danced at the ballet studio kind of looked away when I saw that the rest was pretty alright apart from the ending I never saw Mama but the way they spoofed it was kinda funny,Paranormal Activity spoof was OK,Inception was a pointless and unnecessary spoof but kind of funny I guess,Evil Dead spoof was pretty funny too in the cabin in the woods also Ashley Tisdale wasn't bad in this either actually quite liked her acting she was pretty believable i liked how they spoofed Black Swan with her only I didn't really think spoofing that was necessary either plus the Rise of The Planet of The Apes spoof was pretty funny too I didn't like that Caesar was narrating the whole movie though that was kind of stupid but I liked the scene where he was shoved into the back of a van with his ape friend and told him that Dan played by Simon Rex he was Jody's husband who was of course played by Ashley Tisdale that they had a mad demon in their house then the other ape misunderstood thinking he said Matt Damon was in their house and that he loved Jason Bourne lol that was hilarious all in all quite a decent movie except for the beginning and ending I give it a 5/10 I won't recommend it though let people decide for themselves if they want to watch it or not.

I loved the previous scary movies, especially 1 and 3. This one however, not only did it not take all the elements of the humor from the previous ones- the clever spoofs, the witty jokes, the plot twists- but it ruined them.They did not put any thought at all at how they will direct the story, they just threw together movies like the paranormal activity, black swan, the evil dead, but they did not make any parody of them in any clever way, they just made references to them.The movie is plot-less in a bad way, boring and practically no moments of laugh. Not recommended.

Scary Movie 5 (2013): Dir: Malcolm D. Lee / Cast: Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Lidia Porto, Erica Ash, Molly Shannon: About on par with the previous two sequels. That is to say that it is nowhere near as good as Scary Movie but certainly better than the relentlessly bad Scary Movie 2. This one stars Ashley Tisdale and Simon Rex as a couple put in charge of three children. These children behave like animals in a reference to Mama. Tisdale desires a return to ballet in a Black Swan reference. Rex works at a lab that examines the intelligence of apes in a reference to Rise of the Planet of the Apes. As with previous sequels there is nice touches to the story including a great opening involving Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in a jab at Paranormal Activity. Other films referenced here are Insidious, Inception, and the repeatedly verbally referenced Cabin in the Woods. Tisdale and Rex pull through with all sorts of strange night terrors happening. Tisdale even dons the hideous black wig that Jessica Chastain wore in Mama thus indicating how idiotic she appeared. Rex is involved in several home improvement accidents before he enlists the help of one of the apes to watch the children. The stealing performance is Lidia Porto as Maria the nanny with religious rituals that go into overload. Molly Shannon pulls a mean Winona Ryder in her take on Black Swan and being ticked off. Other roles span from amusing to merely reciting better films. Director Malcolm D. Lee presents the visual jokes but a misfire film. At any rate it proves I am right in claiming that Mama is one of the worst films of the year. Score: 5 ½ / 10