Best movie ever!

An Exercise In Nonsense

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

I like Hasselhoff - he's not afraid to make fun of his image and has done some really good stuff in recent years.But this film is pure junk right from the outset.The acting is awful and the comedy unfunny. Whoever the lead character is (can't be bothered looking him up) is not a good actor and is ridiculously childish in the way he tries to force humour where there isn't any.Don't bother wasting time or money on this rubbish.

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark. A WWE Studios Film starring Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff? It must be an instant classic for sure right? RIGHT? I mean common people did you expect anything good from this? The acting is bad as i was expecting, the plot makes no sense and the jokes are the basic stuff about d*cks and dumb people doing dumb things. It's unfunny, it's boring and the actors aren't even trying for one bit to do their job right and for the love of Christ can WWE Studios stop making movies already? It's getting more painful and weird each time and it needs to stop.(0/10)

Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.

Such a spectacular film in regards to message and scope it was brilliant the brilliantly casted cast is brilliant. David Hasselhod is still the king of the ring and will never ever take a ding i love it. Last time i watched a movie this great was when i saw joe dirt for the first time in theatres wow what an experience i can go on and on and on about joe dirt but i wont. Killing hasselhoff was the best movie since joe dirt 2