Very well executed

Expected more

Better Late Then Never

Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

What? Why is the rating so low here? It wasn't like this movie even tried to be good! It wasn't like it even tried to tell you it was good! This was a bad movie made to be a bad movie made to entertain you on the basis of it being a bad movie!It achieved that goal. You can't give the movie 3 stars for achieving the goal it set out to.And to ensure it is both bad and entertaining, a cartoon rapes someone. That's right, you have a cartoon raping a human.It's kind of like someone watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and then said "hey, we can do that so much worse. You think that's good? We can make a movie like it that is so bad you'll love it!"And that is exactly what they did. It's a twisted B-rated version of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" only the cartoon are evil and that makes it, not better, but in a category all to its own.It's not trying to scare you and even the jokes aren't trying to make you laugh. It's trying to be a bad movie that entertains you by hitting all the cliche's of the bad movie genre.So, 10 out of 10 stars, it set a goal for itself and achieved it.

If I could give this both a 1 and a 10 I would, it's that sort of film.My friends and I as teenagers went through a period of deliberately renting the worst video possible rather than the best (preferrably with scantily clad women on the cover. That said, who is the girl on the cover, she's not one of the cast?) We always followed the theory of a film could be good or bad as long as it wasn't boring. Evil Toons won hands down! The good stuff, zany music and imaginative opening titles although they go on rather too long. The girls are all gorgeous and we get to see plenty of tasteful nudity. Madison Stone's striptease is a highlight and she tackles her role with great enthusiasm if not subtlety. Monique Gabrielle however is the standout, not a bad actress and pretty convincing as the nerd, she really comes across as likable and sympathetic. Now you know just by looking at her that she's the 'ugly/pretty girl' who's going to have her Diana Prince moment (take off her glasses and let down her hair to reveal the sexy beauty underneath) but it's only when she does her fondling herself naked in front of the mirror scene that you realise how INCREDIBLY sexy! (watching this for the first time we all actually gave a collective ROAR of lust!). Some good gags too, love Megan's ponytail standing up in fear and the killer line "You little bitch, I'll get you for this in the sequel!" Some nice supporting cast too, especially Dick Miller. All good natured too, at the end everyone is alive and happy.The bad? Yes it's cheap and cheerful, the monster is pathetic and the actress Barbara Dare is just terrible, her monotone beyond parody. David Carridine before Tarantino rescued his career really does act like the living dead.Rather puzzled why it's 18 rated, no gore, little violence, tame nudity, not even any real swearing. Possibly the rape scene although again, can you take that seriously? (Borders on GOT/Galaxy of Terror-fic, a fetish for beautiful women raped and impregnated by monsters/aliens/demons whom they then fall in love with-just Google the term or search Monster Sex/Breeders on Amazon)All told it will never win any Oscars but it's a fun romp for all

`Evil Toons' is a rather entertaining movie with fair to average acting, very attractive women running around with no clothes on, a not-too-bad of a plot, a very horney cartoon character with an extra long tongue, and plenty of laughable elements that make B movies so much fun. The movie isn't presented as a serious drama or even a serious comedy and one gets the impression that all the recognizable actors in it knew this in advance. After all, I hope they read the script prior to shooting. The movie begins with the typical horror genre; Four girls are hired to stay and clean a very large, but abandoned house. While cleaning, one of them finds a creepy looking book covered in real skin that contains pornographic images of cartoons and is written entirely in Latin. And wouldn't you know it, the geeky girl knows just enough Latin to get them all into trouble. As with any movie that ends up on the B listing, there could have been many improvements that would have made this movie better - but too late now - I doubt any of the actors will do a sequel.In short, don't expect too much more than a lot of good laughs accompanied by the shaking of your head. The movie is well worth the $5 rental fee.

*CONTAINS SPOILERS*The story: a group of walking breast implants are hired to clean a house with a badly drawn cartoon demon inside. Basically, Evil Toons is an insult. Fred Olen Ray tried to figure a way to work a "horror" story around situations where gals are topless and shaking their goods, and manages to only get about five minutes of titillating footage in a 90 minute boring feature. If naked gals are what you really want, your money and time is better spent on a silly Girls Gone Wild video. And for what I see they are wanting as a price for Evil Toons right now, you can get at least TWO of the other. Let's face it, the story to Evil Toons was never meant to be interesting anyway, so why sit through a bunch of nothing just to get to some nudity? And don't tell me it's because you actually want a legitimate film.The title Evil Toons is quite incorrect. It should actually be EVIL TOON instead, as there is only one "toon" that appears (and rather badly) for such brief few moments. To then save on the budget for animation Fred Olen Ray has the toon "possess" one of the gals. Then to assure topless scenes, she then attacks the others making sure to tear off their tops first before killing them. Even the scene with the gal stripping and dancing is more laughable than enticing, as the way she shakes her stuff looks rather jarring instead of fun. I still can't figure out how he managed to stretch the time out on this one with so little of what guys are going to be looking for. It's that boring.After seeing David Caradine in a film like Trick Or Treats, I didn't think he do worse than that film -- I was wrong. Here, he just sort of stands near a tree and that's about it. Dick Miller and Arte Johnson are completely wasted here as well. I almost expected Arte to wear his helmet from Laugh-In at one point and say "Verrry INteresting...but STUPID!" to sum up the film at some point. It's sad to see actors like these showing up in something so worthless -- at least a film like The First Nudie Musical delivers all the goods and the known actors in that can still feel respectable.I realize this was intended as silly stupid sexy fun. Of the four previous words I just mentioned, stupid is the only one that fits. It's not sexy, not funny enough, obviously not scary (I don't think that was even expected), and the time wasted to get to the parts that are the draw of the film (the breasts) makes the nudity boring once you get there.I first saw Evil Toons when it was first released on video back in 1990. This film isn't worth it if were handed to you for free. Don't let Fred Olen Ray sucker you out of even a buck for this. All the reviews you see from guys that like it are obviously focusing on the actresses and their breasts -- but geez, they aren't even given all that much to do to even show just how sexy they can truly be. I wish I could get back the 90 minutes taken from my life because of this "film." I've had more fun standing in line at the post office or the bank.