Perfectly adorable
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... View MoreThe performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
... View MoreIt's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.
... View MoreThe movie is the third sequel to the anaconda franchise. The movie entirely is a movie with 2 giant snakes that are killing people. The movie has good things and bad things in scenes and the plot of the movie.The good: the movie is not exactly a horror, but the movie has lots of action violence and it would be categorized as an action movie. The movie has some surprising scenes, not scary, (not bring up spoilers).The bad: the movie has a lot of things that make it a B-movie. One thing is that the computer CGI is very weak and appeals to be a TV movie. The acting by the characters is weak in most of the scenes. Character development is shown as no importance. Overall: the movie is shown as a low-budget film that went straight to TV and DVD that has very little effect on the public.Score: 3/10
... View MoreAfter watching this one i just feel weird for half a hour.Im a great fan of Hollywood classics like Anaconda.Classic movies give a special feeling to me and just feel sympathy if some on killed and journey of characters and finally a good CGI. This movie lack all the features necessary for a snake movie.No character development and finally a WORST CGI. When seeing the snake feel a drawing and completely disappointed. Is their aim to create a low budget CGI movie at least give a good story otherwise it doesn't give anything to both Produces and viewer. I think this story can be written by any high school student even better than this one.
... View MoreWhen I stumbled across this on Sy Fy and saw that the Hoff was in it I thought, proceed with caution it's either going to be good or terrible. It was terrible for the most part although did have the potential to be so much better.The film mainly consisted of the super giant snake attacking people in a variety of ways. It was far too focused on the various gruesome ways a stereo-snake could kill someone and not really on much else.Overall it was just needlessly gory.That being said I got to the end and did manage a chuckle at points so it passed the B movie test. It's watchable if nothing else is on but I wouldn't go out of your way.
... View MoreI approached this movie with trepidation, even though I had seen both the first two movies I wasn't really sure what to expect, although the title gave me a clue. So I thought - what the hell! Plus it was a free rental, which kind of swung the deal for me. And it has the Hoff in it.. if only briefly. The plot is Python (Monty)-esque waffer thin, as is any sequence which involves any form of blood spilling - think "Black Knight-arm cut off" from Holy Grail and that's the realism you're dealing with, i.e not very. Add in a few squashed people, some decapitated people, a plot twist that you can see coming from, oh, the 2nd minute maybe. Don't be fooled by the "offspring" part - the only baby anaconda you see is right at the end, even then I think it's another snake playing a stunt anaconda. People have said that the Anaconda doesn't look like a real one, well I wouldn't know for sure what a real one looks like, I do know however that, much as cats only see in black & white, Anaconda-vision sees everything in orange. Much like viewing the movie through a Quality Street wrapper. Which may improve it.. Its a ho hum way to pass 85 minutes or so, nothing new or earth shattering and if you've seen either of the previous 2 you'll have an idea of what to expect. Mostly worth viewing to see one of the many ways to execute the Hoff... :)
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