Load of rubbish!!

Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

Do not see this movie. It is one of the worst movies ever. Piranha 3D is an awful movie. And this is worst. The story line in this movie is awful. The ending is awful. It is not scary. It is just really gross. It will not scary you. It will gross you out. 3.8 is not a good rating. But this is such an awful movie 3.8 is overrating it. The actors in this movie are good. There wasted there time being this movie. Do not waste your time. Do not waste your money. Do not see this awful movie. The man who wrote Dracula 2000 wrote this awful movie. He can do a lot better if he wants to. Do not see this movie. It is one of the worst horror movies ever. You have been warned.

When I saw the cool, gruesome and refreshing monster-movie "Feast" for the first time back in 2005, I immediately thought that this unknown director John Gulager could perhaps be a talented addition to my precious and favorite horror genre that so desperately needed new blood. When I then watched the two inferior sequels my enthusiasm got tempered quite a bit already, and after seeing "Piranha 3DD" I'm entirely convinced that he's just another stereotypical dumb and low-keyed director who abuses the genre in order to serve idiotic plots, horrible computerized gore effects and infantile gratuitous nudity… "Piranha 3DD" features everything that gives horror – as well as sequels in general – a bad reputation. It is clearly put together too hastily, meaning that the production got green-lighted before there even was a plot in order to cash in on the success of Alexandre Aja original/remake, and strictly aimed at audiences who presume that horror is all about big-breasted bikini girls and ridiculously oversized creatures designed with computer programs. My God, I just feel so old and whiny when I'm writing this down… Obviously I wasn't expecting this movie to become the next "Psycho" or "Rosemary's Baby", but I guess I really was hoping for a tad bit more creativity, charm and respect for the source material. The creature-features from the 1970's were also far from perfect (like "Grizzly, "Squirm" or even Joe Dante's original "Piranha") but at least they were filmed with a lot of dedication and inventiveness. Yep, here I am sounding old and whiny again… What keeps surprising me about these nowadays horror flicks is how the director manages to convince terrific actors to lose their dignity! Christopher Lloyd and Ving Rhames stepped out of Aja's original with a relatively unharmed reputation, but here they simply ridicule themselves. And Gary Busey apparently needed some extra money as well. The same can't be said for David Hasselhoff, as he somehow succeeds in fitting this dud of a film right into his already downwards spiral career. He actually spoofs himself successfully by appearing as washed up TV hero typecast as the Baywatch lifeguard and mumbling things that are so true; like "Welcome to rock-bottom". Anyways, in case you give a damn: one year after the bloodbath in Lake Victoria, the sleazy businessman Chet counts down the days to open his luxurious and flamboyant water theme park with a very peculiar (and not at all sexist…) gimmick, namely double-d swims for free! He has even foreseen topless adult pools and installed underwater cameras, much to the frustration of his righteous stepdaughter Maddy (who only has a B- cup). But naturally Chet is a corrupt scumbag and his illegal installations pump up the water from underground Arizonan lakes. Those lakes are infested with prehistoric piranhas, a little detail that Chet and his corrupt buddies actually should know considering the Lake Victoria incident, and a couple of mere hours after the grand opening the hideous razor-teethed fish are munching themselves a way through silicone breasts. The highlights of "Piranha 3DD" include a fairly atmospheric opening with images of the forsaken Lake Victoria and an awkwardly uncomfortable moment involving a fish preventing a young couple from losing their virginity in a romantic way. The gore is stupidly over-the-top and the piranhas don't come across as menacing whatsoever. If you ask me this is pathetic nonsense, but hey, I'm old and whiny

This film is absolutely terrible an abomination. I can't even remember half of it, somehow David Hasselhoff got dragged into this film and his unfunny weird character. The film begins dull and un humorous with the extremely un funny cow scene, which just ends up making you feel queasy. It's hard to even write a review on this film because it is literally that bad there is no plot at all, the film is just sex and gore. I can honestly say I never laughed once not even a small chuckle or a smile I sat almost angry that I had actually even given this film hope to be OK. It's so boring to watch and you are just waiting for it to end. Probably up there with the worse film I've ever watched in my whole entire life I can name probably ten horrible things I'd rather do then sit through this film it's an embarrassment for the cast and anyone else involved in it

Here's one sequel that's shockingly bad, and got more preposterous as it went along. Like last time, we have more hot babes donning bikini's, and exaggerated gore, some scenes that will have you in unbelief. Yes our little knawing fish with their killer teeth and angry eyes, are causing mayhem once again. A few actors from the first, stay back, which has you pondering why? May'be like Piranha, their need to eat. This time, they crash a new water park opening up, not your usual theme park, with some adult accessories, courtesy of Panielbaker's sleazy uncle, who dresses and sounds like some rockin' guy out of the fifties, bringing tones of Wayne Newton's voice with it. Some bits of this crappy sequel are truly funny as they are pathetic. One really pathetic moment, making you realize just how pathetic this movie really is, has Rhame's return as a cop (he played a lot of cops, in this type of horror fare) where his legs are now steel springs from the heavy blow he took in the first, that has him walking like Robocop. His replaced legs, also have an added accessory, which will have some of you saying, "This is the final straw". Seriously this sequel takes the cake, to all the other sequels of remakes, where this movie really reaches pathetic depths, barely running over an hour, and does have some particularly nasty characters. Oh yes, and how can I not mention the Hoff, taking the p..s out of himself, again, and Baywatch too, which includes the show's theme. Just let's these killer fish stay dead this time.