I love this movie so much

To me, this movie is perfection.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

If the title of this film was changed to make it sound better, it didn't improve the content, although it certainly lives up to its original name, because zombies are massacred all over the place. "Apocalyse Z" appears to have been made largely on a deserted base or a deserted something, and it is a scenario with which most movie buffs will be familiar, if not in the context of a zombie film, then something else. Namely scientist creates serum which threatens the survival of the world, and a bunch of renegades are recruited to save us all, at least that is what they think, but the scientist is not the bad guy, the real villain is - surprise, surprise - a renegade general, and their mission is not only potentially fatal, it is meant to be.Will they get out? Who cares? Is there anything positive about this film? Well, it doesn't lack in action, albeit of a repetitive type, and if you like special effects, you might find something herein that passes for entertainment.

It was bad very bad - the acting was utterly ridiculous it was almost like a comedy and the lines "so many wars , so many women" they truly have to be heard to be believed almost every scene there was a monstrously bad piece of dialogue "You know what a big pile of Shiite with flies around it looks like , I'm going to create a big pile of Shiite" - That was one of the more witty lines of dialogue! I am not joking you really really really have to see this for the dialogue - virtually every line was cringe-worthy.The main actor was about as dull as Mr Dull McDull from the town of Drab On The Island Of Very Very Tedious. Great name "Jack Stone" - I wonder how many movies have used this combo of hard nut naming convention? I can only presume he was hired not due to his miniscule acting talent but massive manly frame to go with the equally manly hard-nut name!As for the female sword wielding ninja mute - oh words evade me just watch it and you will see what i mean!To be fair the Scottish guy was actually quite funny with lines like "gonna slow it down chief I'm getting old" said in that pithy Glaswegian drawl - I am still not sure whether this was by design or pure fluke or perhaps because I empathise with a fellow Glaswegian forced to take part in this carousel of calamity?Zombie make-up was actually quite good but the whole thing was a disaster and more of a comedy than a serious Zombie flick - view it as a comedy and you might make it through the 1 and a half odd hours of torture!!!I am giving it three stars just because of the funny Scots mercenary!!! He deserves a badge for making it through this movie as do I!!! Was it meant to be funny and ironic - who knows but it has seriously messed with my head!!!

General production quality?Originality: 2 out of 10, mostly for the awesome American accents.Acting: 3 out of 10, what's with the awesome American accents?Setting: 0 out of 10. Wait, we're not even in America? But the accents!?Filming: 5 out of 10. Overall production value was relatively high. They actually wasted money on this!Special effects: 4 out of 10. Mostly CGI. The crap directors think they can get away with..Makeup: 7 out of 10. Best part of the film by far.Action: 3 out of 10. Pretty slow action. Entertainment value: 4 out of 10. Overall not the most terrible thing I ever watched.--------------------------Characters?4 out of 10 for the two old mercenaries. Good or bad, they got into their parts.2 out of 10 for the main hero. Dull as sandstone.1 out of 10 for the bad guy. Just.. completely out of place. 0 out of 10 for the sword-bearing-anime-spin-off-wet-dream. This just screams fetish. It was almost insulting (Commander, sniper, bombs expert and.. ninja?).1 out of 10 for the professor's "doe-tah" (in non-American accents, it's pronounced as "daughter").5 out of 10 for the hick. Ya gotta have at least one hick! (best American accent) 1 out of 10 for the hick's mute girlfriend. Lame.. and mute. (no accent)8 out of 10 for the dog. Best actor by far.-------------------- Overall score.. 3.2

If their was a 0 for this movie i still don't think that it would serve justice to how God Awful this movie is. For a 1,000,000 budget it was money that should have been spent on helping the poor. The special effects were horrendous, the make up/character costumes etc was just horrible and the acting.................The acting has to be thee top 5 worst i have ever watched. The characters in this movie over acted, had no expressions with their assigned characters, and the character lines/dialogue were just plain stupid and had me shaking my head during the whole movie. The stupid little girl that was the daughter of one of the main characters in this movie just had absolutely no acting skills at all. This movie should not have ever been made, produced or even thought of.