If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

It’s an especially fun movie from a director and cast who are clearly having a good time allowing themselves to let loose.

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

With a title like Zombie Strippers with porn legend Jenna Jameson, it has to be cinematic garbage. The best you can hope for is something so ineptly bad that it's funny entertainment. Zombie Strippers is just plain bad. There's lame humor basically supplied by Robert Englund that falls flat.Somehow a zombie experiment gone wrong infects Jameson turning her into a super stripper driving customers wild. The other strippers follow suit. The men in the audience don't seem to notice the blood and wounds and eagerly line for lap dances which are zombie feeding sessions. There's plenty of blood, gore and exploding heads not to mention Jameson and her cohorts frequently baring their surgically enhanced assets which no doubt accounts for the enthusiastic reviewers. Zombie Strippers is disappointing at being dreadful.

I don't even want to give this a number grade, because we're kind of beyond that, but evidently, some people have no idea how to watch a campy, purposefully ridiculous B movie. Yes, the script is schlock garbage. There is no message, nothing about government or Nietzsche or the objectification of women that didn't exist just to service the overall B movie tone of the entire train wreck of the thing, so don't go doing something stupid like "thinking about it". The acting is terrible, the production values and special effects are the film's most consistent joke. Large portions of this movie are basically unwatchable.But then there are moments, like Jenna offering a tasty human arm to people who walk in on her mealtime, like the ultra-stereotypical Mexican guy being ultra-stereotypical, like Robert Englund's membership in the NRA, and like Tito Ortiz being a flaming coward. Some of this was just... fun. Christ, people, have a sense of humor.

Description: The U.S. government creates zombies, the contagion makes it's way into a strip club, and the name of the film was all you really needed to know in the first place. Based on an Existentialist story, there is more here than meets the eye and I'm not just talking about boobies. There are lots of boobies though, but Sartre! The Good: The good to be found in Zombie Strippers! is the humor. It has tons of political and social satire but the goofy camp-style of the film keeps it from ever taking itself too seriously. This is exactly the kind of film that people should watch in a drunken group, which is no doubt what the filmmakers intended. Zombie Strippers! is fun, stupid, and enjoyable. Any attempt to take it seriously will ruin the magic. Plus, there's undead strippers crawling around on stage. What more could you want from a film? The Bad: Dialogue, acting, costumes, lighting, camera work, acting, story, acting - these things are all beyond bad in Zombie Strippers! but no more so than any pr0n you've ever seen and this movie is actually funny. The special effects look strictly consumer Adobe level but that's not important with a farce - in fact, it adds to it. Besides, there are boobies and zombies. See what I mean? The Ugly: This movie is goofy-licious and fun! No need to besmirch it with heavy-handed cinema critique and anonymous criticism. No one meant for it to be Citizen Kane; it's supposed to be every bit of ridiculous as it actually is. Just enjoy the damn thing! Boobies, zombies.Old School: Old school horror fans will probably dig Zombie Strippers! It's the kind of stupid horror spoof that makes a good lead-in for the seriously scary films later on in the night, like Glitter.New Blood: Steal some alcohol, dl this and have fun.To See or Not to See? Rent, buy, pirate or con? You may as well buy it because it actually is fun to watch. Not like Edward D.Wood, Jr. film funny, but more like MST3K funny - or maybe a little bit of both. Enjoy this movie! (boobies, zombies)

I saw that particularly rancid piece of gutter trash only recently and their are simply no words to describe its awfulness. I'm serious! I can go through the gambit: horrible, detestable, loathsome, revolting, abominable, inconceivable, no word exists in the English language that can accurately describe such a war crime against cinema. And I came in with no expectations. No positive ones at least. I don't know how the movie did it but it didn't even meet my exceedingly low expectations. If this movie was a food it be lutefisk with a side of brussel sprouts, if it were a real person it'd be Hitler and Stalin's love child, if it were a depth in the ocean only James Cameron would have seen it. This movie's complete polar opposite is the cure for cancer.But I digress, let me give you a description: After a crack team of soldiers kills a laboratory full of zombies, one manages to escape. He stumbles into a strip club and infects the ladies who develop an unquenchable bloodlust...and the need to strip. Realizing that his clientele have a ludicrous attraction to bloodied and decomposing body parts, the club owner (Robert Englund) decides to keep them around seemingly unaware of the problems they'll likely cause. I kid you not that's the plot.Co-starring Jenna Jameson and a hodge-podge of who cares, this movie fails on all levels. Now by this point some of you may be saying "awesome, this movie sounds like its so bad its good!" Let me be clear; there is so bad its good, so bad its bad, 12 feet of raw sewage and then this. I would not recommend this to my worst enemies and I absolutely do not recommend it to you. This is Ark of the Covenant type stuff; avoid with prejudice.http://theyservepopcorninhell.blogspot.com/