Zombie Strippers!
Zombie Strippers!
R | 18 April 2008 (USA)
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In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back.

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InformationRap

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

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Abbigail Bush

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

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Adeel Hail

Unshakable, witty and deeply felt, the film will be paying emotional dividends for a long, long time.

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Mathilde the Guild

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

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gwnightscream

This 2008 horror comedy is sort of a zombie send-up of "Resident Evil" and "From Dusk Till Dawn" that mainly takes place in an underground strip club where an infected soldier turns the dancers into flesh-hungry zombies. We also meet a dopey, special forces team hunting the undead. Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street) and porn legend, Jenna Jameson are featured in this cheesy yet amusing zombie flick with great makeup effects. Fans of zombie flicks or horror in general, give this a try at least once.

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John Roberts

With a title like Zombie Strippers with porn legend Jenna Jameson, it has to be cinematic garbage. The best you can hope for is something so ineptly bad that it's funny entertainment. Zombie Strippers is just plain bad. There's lame humor basically supplied by Robert Englund that falls flat.Somehow a zombie experiment gone wrong infects Jameson turning her into a super stripper driving customers wild. The other strippers follow suit. The men in the audience don't seem to notice the blood and wounds and eagerly line for lap dances which are zombie feeding sessions. There's plenty of blood, gore and exploding heads not to mention Jameson and her cohorts frequently baring their surgically enhanced assets which no doubt accounts for the enthusiastic reviewers. Zombie Strippers is disappointing at being dreadful.

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popcorninhell

I saw that particularly rancid piece of gutter trash only recently and their are simply no words to describe its awfulness. I'm serious! I can go through the gambit: horrible, detestable, loathsome, revolting, abominable, inconceivable, no word exists in the English language that can accurately describe such a war crime against cinema. And I came in with no expectations. No positive ones at least. I don't know how the movie did it but it didn't even meet my exceedingly low expectations. If this movie was a food it be lutefisk with a side of brussel sprouts, if it were a real person it'd be Hitler and Stalin's love child, if it were a depth in the ocean only James Cameron would have seen it. This movie's complete polar opposite is the cure for cancer.But I digress, let me give you a description: After a crack team of soldiers kills a laboratory full of zombies, one manages to escape. He stumbles into a strip club and infects the ladies who develop an unquenchable bloodlust...and the need to strip. Realizing that his clientele have a ludicrous attraction to bloodied and decomposing body parts, the club owner (Robert Englund) decides to keep them around seemingly unaware of the problems they'll likely cause. I kid you not that's the plot.Co-starring Jenna Jameson and a hodge-podge of who cares, this movie fails on all levels. Now by this point some of you may be saying "awesome, this movie sounds like its so bad its good!" Let me be clear; there is so bad its good, so bad its bad, 12 feet of raw sewage and then this. I would not recommend this to my worst enemies and I absolutely do not recommend it to you. This is Ark of the Covenant type stuff; avoid with prejudice.http://theyservepopcorninhell.blogspot.com/

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calvin_hermse

Zombie movies are usually my second favorite kind of movies. What's more fun than zombies? The story starts at some lab far away. A special new product is used to make soldiers rise from the dead. But the infected start killing people. When a group of soldiers storms in to kill the zombies, one of the soldiers gets infected and runs away. Later, he infects a random stripper. After that, the infected soldier is removed from the strip club. I think it's incredibly odd that the story continues at the strip club. A zombie is walking around outside! It turns out zombie strippers make much more money, and that's why the owner wants to turn all the strippers into zombies.That's the story. That could have been pretty good,but it turns out it isn't as good as you may think. The actions in the movie (Ripping someones skin off so you just see bones, biting off someones gentlemen parts)are unnatural, and far, far from realistic. That's where another part kicks in: The special effects (Gunfire, explosion of zombies, body parts) makes it look like a low-budget 1980-ties movie. The camera work is unnatural ( I thought the strippers were shooting a videoclip) and the acting isn't as good as it is supposed to be. The only actor that played well at several points was the male stripclub owner. The script itself isn't perfect either. While stripping for example, one of the strippers just rips off an customers arm. And all the other men cheer. Which made me pretty mad. It's unrealistic, and again, unnatural.So in short: Pros: + Story idea itself is pretty original + The plot is unexpected + Some actors/actresses did their bestCons: -Overall poor acting -Bad special effects - Bad scriptwriting when you continue to watch. The 3 stars are for: 1 for the effort, 1 for the male stripclub owner, and one for the original idea.

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