SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?

It isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Ok, let's get this straight right away, this is a bad movie. It can't take the "oh it's a indie movie with a low budget" because the special effects on the characters when they get hit by an hax or something is pretty good.That Rebecca girl is an awful actress and only talks throughout the whole movie like she wants to hump anyone that comes across her way The only actually good actors in this film is "mama", her man and the sheriff. Also, talking about the characters, how come dad was still alive at the end of the movie? He was stoned in the head! The action scenes are really laughable.If they're all a family that likes kinky sex fantasies why did Churly or something (that character is so forgettable) died? Why?The only reason that explains my 3 star rating is that some of the shots in this movie are decent.Let me erase this movie from my mind.

After warnings have been issued about an on-line dating serial killer, Jack Roper (Ben Kaplan) and Kristy Smith (Morgan Carter) hook up and go off to a cabin in the woods. They rent the cabin from "Momma" (Jewel Shepard) a personable landlord who gives new meaning to the word "spooning." The film then struggles through the inevitable slasher/cabin film to get to the cute ending, which for many may not be worth the wait and watch.Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Morgan Carter, Rebecca Crowley + 1 other)

SLASHER.COM is yet another indie horror going for the routine 'cabin in the woods' premise. It sees a young couple heading off for some remote rural fun, only to discover that the landlords of their holiday home are more than a little creepy. This one has some REALLY bad acting, and it's cheap and nasty looking to boot. The only (mildly) interesting thing about it is that the landlord couple is played by Jewel Shepard (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD) and R.A. Mihailoff (who played Leatherface in, er, LEATHERFACE).

The Plot.A dive into the deep waters of classic horror films updated with novel, unanticipated plot twists. The film blends legendary horror actors (Jewel Shepard, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD and R.A. Mihailoff, Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE III) with fresh faces on the film scene (Ben Kaplan, Morgan Carter, and Rebecca Crowley). Hazards of modern technology lead the characters into a dark, remote, isolated backwoods far away from the trappings and safety of suburbia or city life. There they encounter a family like no other.Not really all that good. It's another one of those flicks that thinks loud music is going to excite you. It makes me snooze.The direction is spotty and the production values are non existent.Did I mention that I REALLY hated the music?The woman in this film has the most annoying way of acting. She's very unemotional. But at least she gets naked for a bit. But she basically goes thru her scenes reading the lines as if from a book.Did I mention that the music REALLY sucks?About 20 minutes into this film I started fast forwarding because it was really stupid and the music was annoying beyond belief. Whoever scored this film needs to be put in a box.In short the movie stinks and the music sucks.