If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

Worst movie I have seen in a long time. The writing is absolute crap. Black comedy? It didn't make me laugh once. Last time I saw a disaster like this it was Very Bad Things, and this is worse. Absolute waste of time. Suspension of disbelief suspended. How the hell do you manage to cast Alec Baldwin, Luke Wilson, and Jeff Goldblum, all of who are excellent comedic actors, and end up with such a turd of a movie? Because maybe the money you spent on the cameos you should have spent on a better script. I am not amused. I would love to beat the director until it was in a wheelchair for life. What an idiot. Considering how difficult it is to fund and film a movie. It is absolutely beyond me how turds like this one even get made. This piece of crap actually made me angry at how crappy it is. This is not even crap, this is like the crap crap craps after it's eaten other crap.

Reviews Of Unusual Size!Re: Mini, a spoiled and rebellious teen joins an escort agency, flirts shamelessly with everyone she meets, hooks up with her stepdad and plans a murder or two.Outstanding: This flick is unabashedly mean-spirited and nasty. There's not anyone in it with any real redeeming qualities and Reed plays her part to a tee.Unacceptable: Unfortunately, it isn't a huge amount of fun either.Summary: There are some movies that are so mean they're a kick to watch, and there are some good spots in this movie, but most of it is too bitchy to be very enjoyable.2/5

For certainly the leading actress, Nikki Reed, gives a first year acting course job. She was dreadful to look at and her performance matched her looks. I so wanted her old man to slap the crap out of her. She was that annoying. And why would the likes of Alec Baldwin, Jeff Goldblum and Luke Wilson have anything to do with this trite story and badly directed and written scenario.Best performance way above the entire cast was given by Carrie-Anne Moss as the mother who unfortunately is wiped out early in the film. Now if it were reversed and the daughter was killed off instead, it might have been a good film. Moss, Baldwin, Goldblum and Wilson could and would have given this loser some class.Oh, by the way, someone ought to wipe the tons of lipstick this little loser wears in the film. Ugly, ugly, ugly. And the push up bra didn't help either. She just doesn't have it folks. Forget this one.

About 25 minutes into this film, it struck me. This is a sicko fantasy flick for teenage girls. Drink alcohol. Become a ho. Screw your step father. Kill your mother. Do it all to a musical accompaniment. (Turn up the bass.) Do it with a sneer that's supposed to be sexy. I had to watch the whole wretched thing to confirm that it was going to end with the obvious "plot twist." It did.There's nothing to redeem this film. The characters are stereotypes. The acting is atrocious. The girl is not pretty. And sorry fellows, she doesn't get naked.If you want to see a great film about an illicit affair turned murderous, see Body Heat. The author of this movie did.