Perfectly adorable

Best movie of this year hands down!

I gave this film a 9 out of 10, because it was exactly what I expected it to be.

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

A mean-spirited high schooler accuses a teacher of sexual harassment. This is supposed to be a comedy, but there's hardly anything here that's worth even a chuckle. Wood plays a spiteful teen who does not seem to have a single redeeming quality. Woods plays her father as such a caricature that there are cartoon characters that are more fleshed out. The script is meant to be a biting satire but comes across as incredibly lame and pointless. There is shifting back and forth in time in an attempt to enliven the proceedings but it feels like little more than random scenes strung together. Similar themes were handled far more adeptly in "Election."

This movie was probably the WORST I have ever seen. There are a few singular moments that provide a laugh, but they are mostly due to James Woods.This movie is nothing but spite, hate, and cruelty. As I suffered through it (mostly just because a co-worker lent it to me and I wanted to say I'd watched it), I kept hoping that there would be SOME redeeming quality at the end. NOPE. The main character, a conniving, heartless wench, never gets any kind of comeuppance.If I want to see and think about cruel, ridiculous people twisting the truth for their own gains and feeling no remorse, I can turn on CSPAN. Personally, when I watch a movie, I want to come away either feeling better or at least somehow engaged or enlightened. I DO NOT want to feel angry that I just wasted 2 hours of my weekend watching some trite crap.

Spoilers within.I have to add my review of this film, as it runs so counter to the vast majority of the posts. I'll digress for a moment.I remember fighting through two of Shakespeare's comedies in 9th grade. A Midsummer Night's Dream and As You Like It. The iambic pentameter most certainly did not jump off the page. I complained to my teacher that the jokes seemed to be lacking, at least to my 13 year old sensibilities. He told me to reread the plays. Later that year, we watched a film of "Midsummer". The dialogue crackled with life and the almost 400 year old work made all of us smile and discuss the keen ear the Bard had. I saw it as the classic it is.Assuredly, this movie is NOT Shakespeare. Nor is it "Heathers", "She's All That", or even "Disturbing Behavior". It's not even "10 Things I Hate About You" (I know, 10 Things is just "Taming of the Shrew" with a good soundtrack). The films I've just listed had fairly well written scripts. Pretty Persuasion is not funny. It's nowhere in the vicinity of funny. It's a few states over, like the distance from Arizona to western Maryland. The directing of "Persuasion" is unremarkable. As are most of the performances. Wood is good in the unredeemable bitch role, I admit. Her performance wasn't worth the movie's screen time, however.When the Palestinian girl killed herself, I shook my head, wishing fervently that I'd walked out of the theater much earlier in this misbegotten film. Maybe the theater manager would have refunded my money.Rent "Cruel Intentions" instead, or any of the other movies that I mentioned.

Evan Rachel Wood stars as Kimberly Joyce, an aspiring starlet gifted with an amazing intellect and killer sex appeal - all while being a high-school student in a private school. An apparent culmination of a broken home, a privileged lifestyle and a lack of parental boundaries, "Pretty Persuasion" marauds as a satire that cuts right down to teenage sex issues, racism and media irresponsibility but its really just a drama with an unhealthy fixation on comedy and no particular place to direct its send-up at.Armed with an acumen for persuasion, Kimberly uses it on everyone, from her uncouth businessman father (James Woods) to her best friend, Brittany (Elisabeth Harnois). Lying and manipulation is second nature to her, she even manages to convince herself from time to time. She's an anti-heroine, who you'd never root for. Not even when you learn her motivations. She knows her beauty, although good-looking, is limited, and does not set her apart from the competition when it comes to auditions and screen roles. Kimberly's not the most popular girl either, as she dispenses insults and backhanded compliments with razor sharp proficiency but she is promiscuous, trading sexual favours for actual favours. Wary of her 'talents' are her teachers and principal, as they appear malcontented at her strong and formidable disposition.Unfortunately, the English teacher, Percy Anderson (Ron Livingston) draws her ire when he punishes her and a new student, an immigrant Arab girl, Randa (Adi Schnall) who was unfairly reprimanded because of a defiant Kimberly. Randa sticks with Kimberly and Brittany, although uncomfortable with their licentious behaviour and oh-so insipid American ways, a true innocent to their immoral antics. At a slumber party, Kimberly schools them in order to enlist them in corroborating an accusation of sexual assault at the English teacher. They go along unwillingly, with the realisation of instant feminist heroism and increased exposure, in the case of Kimberly even if they lose. This incident sets off a media frenzy led by Emily Klein (Jane Krakowski), a lesbian reporter who finds herself in dangerous Sapphic territory with a master seductress in Kimberly. Allying herself with her, Emily sets out on a one-sided crusade against Percy.What it does well is its careful unwrapping of the truth behind Percy's accusation. It keeps us in the dark on whether he is indeed guilty. Various instances of Percy's behaviour with his wife (Selma Blair) and furtive looks at girls in the school make us question the validity of those claims.There's a sense of irony in this film, when the filmmakers themselves make caricatures of the characters in the script. It's so conceited and self-aware that it lampoons everyone and everything, from the Columbine shootings to the war in Iraq. The high-schoolers are either presented as brain-dead but attractive or sex-obsessed losers, adding to their self-parody. Everyone's a victim in this film and everyone is an object of contempt. Just as "Saved!" (with another rising starlet in Jena Malone) did it heart and humour, this film did it with condescension and disrespect.Despite an uproariously hilarious portrayal by James Wood, in a role that you might think is actually James Wood as he is, it's still a weak and offensive film that just does not know what it wants to be. It's social commentary gone the way of opine bashing. Shame, considering Rachel Evan Woods actually gives a great performance in this, even more impressive than in "Thirteen". Undeniably, she's one to look to out for in the future.