Jurassic Shark
Jurassic Shark
| 21 September 2012 (USA)
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When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of art thieves and a group of college students on an abandoned island

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Matrixston

Wow! Such a good movie.

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Actuakers

One of my all time favorites.

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Pacionsbo

Absolutely Fantastic

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Nayan Gough

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

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jonathanmiller-42278

I usually tend to be overly generous with these ripoff movies but this one was bad on every level. WHat puzzles me is why Amazon offers this as a free PRIME movie. I would spend a cent on it. The dialogue is ridiculous and the plot is just as bad. Forget the special effects. They exist but really nothing that will drop your jaw. I must admit that just when you thought the movie was over, there is final scene that for a lack of better description, was cute, precious. It made me chuckle.

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abolander-18861

Where do I start? The beginning was completely pointless. 2 girls go out to a secluded spot on a lake and are terrible actors. What was the point of the girls splashing in the water forever before they disappear. So next we see 4 men with a rude woman (who is making them do everything for her somehow. I never understood why the men were scared of the woman but whatever. If Megaladon was still in existence it wouldn't need to bump the boat more than once. None of the people in this show would have gotten a warning. The boat would have simply flipped and everyone on board would have been dead. The lighting throughout the whole movie is amateur and the sound in the stairwell has an echo. All through the movie the sound is different. Sometimes the sound is loud and sometimes I have to turn it up just to hear anything. I heard this was the worst movie so I had to check it out for myself. If you don't believe a movie can be this bad, I highly recommend you watch this horrible film!!!

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Swagcentral deSwag

Since full movies are long complicated things and the Sun is expected to incinerate the Earth within the next few billion years with a solar flare, I don't have time to describe the unimaginably vast awfulness of this pustule on the metaphorical being that is the film industry, and so you will have to imagine for me that all films are desserts, since these are much simpler.The Jurassic Shark cake is the kind of monstrosity you will chance upon once in your life while attending a do hosted by a distant relative with distinctly bad breath. Where one bite of this disgrace is enough to bring a tear of pure disgust that you share blood with this super villain, the great "Uncle Badbreath" whose superpowers consist of both hosting the most boring parties and inhuman knowledge of which ingredients taste the worst together. The kind of cake that is so bad you immediately spit it out, note it looks no different, then powerfully defecate towards this "Uncle Badbreath" partly to eject any stray detritus and partly as a fecal demonstration of your hatred to the result of his powers.Would recommend.

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Uriah43

This movie begins with two young ladies named "Tiffany" (Sarah Mosher) and "Brittany" (Kala Gray) who are sunbathing on an island that they thought had been abandoned by an oil company. What they don't know is that this company has just found a new pocket of oil and in order to get to it they need to drill through an underwater ice cavern first. Although successful in that endeavor they unknowingly release a giant prehistoric shark called a megalodon into the nearby lake. So when the two sunbathers decide to frolic in the water they end up providing the shark with his first meal in over a million years. Not long afterward five burglars set out for the island in a boat carrying a valuable painting they just stole from a museum. Only three of them make it to the island. A little while later four college students also head to the island in their boat. The shark attacks it as well and only three manage to get there alive. However, when the three college students encounter the other group they soon realize that the shark isn't the only deadly thing they need to fear. Now, rather than reveal any more of the movie I will just say that this was clearly a low-budget production which lacked the refinements one might expect from a major film company. The acting, script and special effects were all pretty basic. But I liked the overall story and having several attractive women like Emanuelle Carriere (as "Jill"), Celine Filion ("Kristen") along with the aforementioned Sarah Mosher and Kala Gray certainly didn't hurt the scenery in any way. Even so, these few positive attributes were hardly enough to elevate this film into average territory and I feel obligated to rate this movie as honestly as possible. Below average.

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