Truly Dreadful Film

The Worst Film Ever

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

The acting in this movie is really good.

The film was rubbish, the second film was terrible, the third film was awful, and the fourth film was crap, the TV-made Sharknado series is simply an excuse to make the trashiest movies possible, but I'm a critic, and it would feel almost rude to ignore the next instalment. Basically there has been a short period of peace, but the "sharknado" crisis is now global, Nova Clarke (Cassandra 'Cassie' Scerbo) has formed a group, Sharknado Sisters, to find and stop this phenomenon. Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) joins her on an expedition, in England, going beneath ground where Stonehenge is located, there they discover a key element in the cause of the sharknados, a prehistoric shark fin piece, with supernatural powers. But by removing this artefact, they unintentionally cause sharknadoes to start reappearing all over the world, starting in London, England, where Fin's now bionic wife April (Tara Reid) and young son Gil (Billy Barratt) are located. Things worsen when Gil is sucked into the heart of the brutal cyclone, they establish from a tracker that he is alive, but is unclear if he will ever be brought out of the storm. Fin is sure that the mission to keep tracking the sharknadoes is impossible, especially as the storm goes all over the world to different locations, but the magic shark fin piece he and Nova found has the ability to teleport them from place to place. Fin, April and others go all over the world following the storms, going to Sydney, Australia; the Pyramids of Giza, Egypt; Tokyo, Japan; South China Sea; Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; and Rome, Italy. Fin and April's older son Matt (Cody Linley) does everything he can to help, but Nova is killed in the chaos, as are many other people around the world, either squashed or eaten by the falling predators, or killed by the many structures destroyed. In the end, Fin uses the magical stone to zap away the shark infested typhoons, it appears as if Gil did not escape, but then a mature Gil (Dolph Lundgren) appears, he used the power of the stone to preserve himself and travel back in time, they reunite after the storm has subsided. Also starring Yanet Garcia as Chara, Porsha Williams as Andromeda, Chris Kattan as Prime Minister, Clay Aiken as Llewelyn, Samantha Fox as Ms. Moore, Kate Garraway, Charlotte Hawkins, Laura Tobin, Louie Spence as Calvin the Clerk, Katie Price as Connery, Bret Michaels, Tom Daley, Charo as The Queen, Lucy Pinder as Swedish Ambassador, Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols as Secretary General Starr, Casey Batchelor as Lady Anne, Luisa Zissman as The Duchess, Anthony C. Ferrante as Dundee, Olivia Newton-John as Orion, Spencer Matthews as Sailor Dan, Caprice Bourret as Polaris, Tony Hawk as The Hawk, Tiffany Pollard as Vega, Fabio as The Pope, Margaret Cho as Simone, Dan Fogler, Kathie Lee Gifford, Al Roker, Gilbert Gottfried as Ron Mcdonald, Jedward (John and Edward Grimes) as Tourists and Ingrid van Bergen as Talk Show Guest. It's pretty pointless mentioning the acting in it, well known faces not taking themselves or the project seriously, like the other four films it is deliberately trashy and absurd, the special effects are cheap and unconvincing, I did like it being set in London, England (in my home country), I may have tittered a little because of some deliberate obvious spoof references, e.g. Indiana Jones, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Star Trek, "Let's Get Physical", Back to the Future, and of course how ridiculous and idiotic it is, another sequel not to bother with, an unintelligent science-fiction horror. Poor!

Concept of sharknadoes hitting the big screen every year may just the ultimate answer to the Hollywood's decaying scriptwriting, baring its helplessness to the bone with each new Ian Ziering's C-production long feature. After a couple of hickups in the franchize, the final installment is just bigger, better and funnier than any of the other four previous ones. Production is now steadily growing at an even pace, while the trademark hilarious scriptwriting just keeps getting better and better. NATOnado, Shark-God, Stonehenge, British queen, Rio, Tokyo, Pope, Sharkzilla and ultimately, time travelling with the biggest and baddest of all the cameos at the very end will just make laugh your heart out and spit in the face of modern Hollywood. ''Global swarming" is the biggest, best and strongest of all the Ian Ziering's hilarious stories about sharks as weather phenomena.

I swear the CGI in these are getting worse...but hey that's half of the fun along with spotting the references to Bond, Terminator, Indiana Jones etc, etc, etc, & the Celebrity cameos (Which has more Plastic Surgery users than maybe any other film...even Olivia Newton-John sadly).It's not the greatest plot even in sharknado world but by now you know what your getting and either love it or hate it (In which case you won't be reading this).So...Who's for no 6?...

Oh, good lord, where to begin? This was honestly, as the title says, painful to watch. The first problem is the plot's gotten even more ridiculous. There's a Shark God, and a... vortex sharknado? And everybody dies at the end so they can throw in time-travel?? No wonder they're called The Asylum; this is madness! The second problem is the references. Counting B-lister cameos, pop culture bits, and shameless plugs, it tallies up at least 100. I counted. Three or four is cute, but over one-hundred is just selling out. The third problem is they've gotten worse on purpose. Nothing's improved. If anything, it's de-proved! And the fact that they're still getting away with making these as unfunny and stupid as possible makes me angry. At first, this franchise was so bad it's good. I actually kind of enjoyed the first two movies... but now, it's so bad it's awful: a mutant level of bad. It isn't funny, it isn't clever, it's just honest-to-God painful.Don't waste your money on this abomination. I guarantee by the end you'll be writhing on the shattered remains of your TV.