Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Ascending
PG-13 | 27 February 2015 (USA)
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In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…

Reviews
Lovesusti

The Worst Film Ever

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Brennan Camacho

Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

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Cissy Évelyne

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

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Cody

One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

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somestolemyusername-66892

"Honest Trailers" by Screen Junkies did an amazing job reviewing this title... but, long story short: It's a gold painted turd. High production quality, expensive cgi, and OK acting, but plot is 0/10.I'd pay to not have to watch it again.

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paulclaassen

Star Trek vs Star Wars, and I'm not a fan of either. A bit too CGI, but nevertheless very well done. I think the Wachovski brothers tried just too hard to bring us another Matrix-style spectacle, but this was a bit overdone. Not everything makes sense here, but it is still an adrenaline-fueled adventure ride, despite lack of a good plot!

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jebereiktmij

SPOILER ALERT! I've seen this movie 3 times spread over 3 years' time span and I still enjoy watching it. Great special effects, fun and original story about how human life on earth started (and may end) and the fun feeling of 'owning the planet'. About the negative reviews: WHY would onyone want high standard 'character development' in a movie that is filld to the brim with great special effects and action? A bit silly is the typical American 'boy saves girl and gets her afterwards' theme but all the visual overload compensates this. Looking forward to seeing it a 4th time!

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rabbitmoon

I felt cerebrally exhausted watching JA. More so than any Tarkovsky/Bergman/Kieslowski film. Because I just couldn't figure out what the hell I was watching. It is satire? What is it saying? Why is so cliched, while in the extras everyone on set is saying how original the Wachoskis are, and never settle for anything unoriginal? Is the whole thing a Hollywood joke? Are the Wachowskis angry about something (the critical reception to the Matrix sequels) and punishing us? I just couldn't figure it out. The film itself is terrible. The characters, acting, story, makeup, dialogue -everything about it was painful. Genuinely, The Room is a better is a better and more coherent film. I can't even say it 'looked gorgeous' or that the CGI was 'breathtaking' because it wasn't - the whole thing looks like a greenscreen digital computer game. Nothing is plausible as 'reality', every aspect of it is phony. I just don't get it. I thought The Commuter was the worst film I'd seen in recent years, but JA is the worst film I have EVER seen. I just can't understand how it came from the same people who made Bound and The Matrix. They clearly need help on some level.

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