Memorable, crazy movie

A Disappointing Continuation

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

What else can i say. I had to watch this movie 4 times in a row and then call my doctor because i had an erection lasting more than 4 hours. this is the most beautiful piece of cinematography i have ever had the joy of watching. I wept solid gold tear at the ending while simultaneously understanding the meaning of life. If you have ever had problems buying Christmas presents for friends, family, coworkers, or homeless people your problems are solved. There isn't any gift on this earth that can make them as happy as this film. listen, after all this i need to come clean about this film: it's the greatest piece of cinema you or any sentient creature will ever see. if i had one wish, it would be that everyone would watch this movie at least once and we would never have to worry about war ever again.if everyone were to see this film world hunger would be solved. As a great man once said "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR" I would pay a dollar for every second of this film maybe even 2 dollars. TEN OUTA TEN

Don't get me wrong I think Dracula in space is an interesting concept. The acting was pretty good. But they wasted there talent. This movie is badly written. It had as an awful ending. Like a lot of the Dracula movies a lot of Dracula sequels are some of my favorite movies. But this one is awful. Do not wast your time. Do not wast your money do not see this movie. I could have been good. But is was not. I need more lines and I am running out of things to say. This movie pooh pooh. Pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. This is a pretty bad movie. Do not see this movie. It is so not scary. Bad movie bad movie bad movie bad movie bad movie.

In the year 3000, a salvage ship full of actors who will do anything for a free lunch finds a derelict spaceship that's been missing for 100 years. They board it and, guess what, they find Dracula. Meanwhile, the viewers find their remotes. Complete and total garbage that has some camp value for Coolio's ridiculous performance. Words escape me. You'll just have to watch to see this fool carry on. Tommy "Tiny" Lister is slightly more subdued but he's also playing a totally unlikable, vile character. For those hoping to at least see Erika Eleniak in some state of undress to make this piece of excrement worthwhile, forget it. The most you get are some cleavage shots and even then nothing gratuitous. Casper Van Dien, no stranger to Z-grade trash, gives probably the only ordinary performance in the movie. Everybody else is either under or overacting.One last thing: Darrell Roodt, a white South African man, directed this. Think about that as you watch and see the only two black characters in the movie play up to every negative stereotype of black men I've ever heard. Mr. Roodt has done at least a couple of movies with positive black characters, particularly women. So you would think he would try harder to avoid the ugliness on display here from Coolio and Tiny Lister.

Excuse the blah in the title, I cannot end a title with a preposition even if the title is not a sentence. On the contrary do not simply ignore the blah. The blah is a metaphor. An ending finishes a story. While the preposition "for" is where the conversational meaning ends was added to the title to make it proper. The ending of Dracula 2000 was such a horrible way to end a film. I loved it so much. The ending is like a shotgun wedding for me, it was rushed, I felt the rush, and for some reason it ended with a happy marriage. Overall the movie was mostly horrible and would deserve 3 stars but the experience after the movie dropped made it one of my favorite bad movies up there with "The Room" and its ending. The ending left me giddy, rushing up and down the stairs for about a half of an hour, it was a wonderful feeling and that is why that this review is one of the higher rated ones.