Intense, gripping, stylish and poignant

From my favorite movies..

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

One of those movie experiences that is so good it makes you realize you've been grading everything else on a curve.

This movie was made in 2012, but I've seen better CGI/special effects in 1970's movies.There was better acting in my son's 3rd grade Christmas program.About the only thing that could've made this movie worse was to put Ben Affleck in it.

This is really incredible. The original Battleship movie was not especially highly praised (to say it very mildly).Now imagine this: You have no money. You have no knowledge about the military. You have only one friend from Ukraine who is able to render some crude CGI effects on his trusty 486DX2 from the 90ies. You have zero folks in your team who are actually able to write plausible script.But you have this basement in your grandma's house and some old plastic bags to make an "interior of alien ship". You can then find some "stars" who are in desperate need to pay their rent and taxes so they submit to this. Also you do have this insane ambitions and zero self-discretion so you go ahead and make... this. This super stupid ripoff of not so bright original who was mostly acceptable for a bunch of kids during a rainy afternoon.It is just insane this was made, it is incredible they managed to find pathetic TV station to broadcast this and even to distribute this abroad. The movie seems to even threaten us with possible sequel. God help us. God help us...

This would be a great movie if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were still around! My wife and I played Servo and Crow. No Mike Nelson.This would be a great movie if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were still around! My wife and I played Servo and Crow. No Mike Nelson.This would be a great movie if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were still around! My wife and I played Servo and Crow. No Mike Nelson.This would be a great movie if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were still around! My wife and I played Servo and Crow. No Mike Nelson.This would be a great movie if Mystery Science Theater 3000 were still around! My wife and I played Servo and Crow. No Mike Nelson.

Obviously the writers of this film didn't go out of their way to strain their brains to come up with a decent enough script and the producers were probably not so eager to empty their pockets to add to the budget. In the end what you have is a film that is literally not worth seeing. The acting is so bad it'll make you cry more than you thought you did while watching the TITANIC. The effects are so terrible the CG resembles something more like silicon rather than animation and the editing is also somewhat crap as various scenes were constantly reused several times just to indicate how low the film budget really is.Overall, Its not worth the running time it'll take you to watch this film. The film BATTLESHIP might not be a masterpiece itself but it is okay if you don't take the plot too seriously.