Let's be realistic.
... View MoreEntertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast
... View MoreAll of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
... View MoreThis movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
... View MoreThe acting was Terrible and the cast was not right! so low budget I think they did the whole movie on one hill in the Hollywood hills. and one back ally."CODY DEAL" Has my vote for the worst Actor of all time. He looked Dazed & Confused. Confused Cody Deal looked down and to the left as he did not know his lines and he did not know how to express himself which caused a confusing Dreamscape. The whole movie was a slap in the face to the original movie "Thor" in which Cody Deal auditioned for and did not get it. Then Cody Deal and his gay friends decided to make their own version of the Thor. which they shouldn't of. If your high and drunk and want to get your buddies together for a good laugh then yes this is your movie for a few minutes. #CodyDeal #CodyDealTheWorstActorOfAllTime #CODYDEAL #CODYDEALTheWorstActorOfAllTime
... View MoreWell.. Almighty Thor... This is the most dumbest attempt of a super hero movie I've ever seen. It's a sad sad pile of horse pooh, but at least It's still -funny- bad. The general though that came up was Napoleon Dynamite on steroids vs. a goth with a serious skin infection. What was Richard Grieco thinking while shooting this? Sure, he's no A-lister but this must have been a painful experience. Everything is wrong here. Special Effects suck. The monsters, jet planes, everything looks like a pre-pre-render. When LA supposed to be in ashes, all I saw was apartment buildings with lame smoke rendering and no damage at all. Thor and Jax pinned on a building wall, from far away apparently should look like gingerbread men. And the fighting scenes are the dumbest ever.. Cody Deal can't even act enough to suppress the stupid grin on his face as he charges to hit Loki. This guy is bad-bad.The final battle and death scene of Loki, sorry I spoiled it for you, is like looking at two 8 year kids playing on a street corner. How lazy can you be to deliver something like this as a director or writer. Everybody with a little bit of understanding of the theme and a slight interest in the subject or films in general will make a better movie. Then why can't the 'creative team' of this mess? How do these people get money to produce this and why does SyFy invest in it, and subsequently air this and many other crap productions. These people should be out of a &^*&^* job! Producers and executive producers need to be held accountable as well. The Troma movies, sincerely, are better movies than this.
... View MoreIf I could bottle the greatness of this movie, I could sell it for a thousand Oscars! This one is not to be missed. I was delighted to find this gem on the Space Channel one enchanted evening. I cannot comprehend how this film was not released into the cinema, however I am quite giddy to have the opportunity to PVR this gem for replay after glorious replay! The premise is quite superb. Thor must recover his enchanted hammer, and his travels take him to the farthest regions of imagination, and eventually our own home of earth. However his evil half-brother Loki seeks to thwart the Odin-son's quest by seeking to covet the hammer for his own diabolical scheme. All the while Thor is accompanied by the thoroughly intoxicating Jarnsaxa. The journey and it's climax are beyond my craft of words to describe. Even so I could not do justice to it if I attempted. I will leave all the eloquent story telling left to the movie itself. The acting is superb, with the ready and able Cody "The Real" Deal as the brawn and brains which is Thor. His complete grasp of the essence of the character must be savored with the greatest zest for Nordic gusto. The beautiful and talented Patrica Velasquez is the breathtaking Jarnsaxa who both guides and scolds our hero. Her luminance and enticing demeanor lull us into a trance of such sweet bliss it is easy to see why Mr. Donald Trump selected this raven haired temptress for his latest Celebrity Apprentice! IF mere words could only convey the pleasure she elicits in every line, it would be a most elegant prose!AS for the conniving Loki, he is played by none other than the mufti-talented thespian, Mr. Richard Grieco. Could there be a more charismatic, intelligent, and enigmatic actor out there than him? His, is a true "tour-De-force", a masterpiece of his craft, the very reason the profession of acting exists. His pallid face, and electrified hair are done to perfection, and his black armor belie his evil characters intent. His marches through this role with pure gusto. His command of the theater is a Shakespearean epoch of grandeur. Truly his performance is one that must be savored as the finest wine. Mr. Grieco almost eclipses the movies own greatness, but somehow both work in a synergistic flow that enhance the aura of indescribable epicness.The movie itself is truly a classic tale, and the intricate weave of characters, scenes, and script, make this a mythic masterpiece. Each time I view it, which has been several so far, I notice all the nuance and subtlety that was engineered into this film. One cannot truly be a student of cinema without viewing this movie, dare I call it an experience, in all its grand fullness, at least tenfold. If you have not yet had the rewarding pleasure, go forth and drink of the Nordic myth! Take command of the hammer itself and make, nay! smash your path to this tale of pure ecstasy, and bask in the greatness that is Almighty Thor!
... View MoreWell it ain't Jack Kirby, that's for sure.Filmed in some back alley somewhere - literally, watch it if you don't believe me: no, on second thoughts, don't watch it - this SyFy special features one time B movie video star Richard Grieco as Loki in some snazzy black fetish duds, hottie Patricia Velesquez from the first two Mummy films as Jarnsaxa (who? Miss Velasquez looks as if the odd pie might not go amiss) and, as Thor, that household name Cody Deal in big fluffy boots and otherwise normal clothes (and a passing resemblance to Owen Wilson.You can also look forward to some poor CGI serpents, poorer special effects, a bit of action every now and then, and a script full of direlogue.This is a bad film.
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