A Million Ways to Die in the West
A Million Ways to Die in the West
R | 30 May 2014 (USA)
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As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Reviews
Console

best movie i've ever seen.

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BoardChiri

Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

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CrawlerChunky

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

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Aubrey Hackett

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

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jawneyfloros

Director: Seth MacFarlane Screenplay: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild Cat: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Neil Patrick Harris and Giovanni Ribisi Plot: In 1882 a sheep hearder loses his girlfriend to the local mustache guy and tries to win her back. Review: I hated this movie because it can't decide if it wants to be a modern update of Blazing Saddles or Seth MacFarlane does the wild west, either way this was a horrible movie. The direction and screenplay are horrible. The casting and acting are absolutely horrible. All in all I would give this zero out of a possible five stars.

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castlepsaint-74051

Cant believe this only got 6.1 as it is one of the funniest films I have seen in a long while. Maybe it just worked with my sense of humour.

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Wuchak

RELEASED IN 2014 and written & directed by Seth MacFarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in the West" stars MacFarlane as a yella sheep-rancher in an Old West town near Monument Valley. While grieving a breakup with his girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) he starts a friendship with a hot blonde stranger in town (Charlize Theron), which isn't good because she's secretly the wife of a notorious gunslinger (Liam Neeson). Giovanni Ribisi plays the sheep-rancher's best friend and Sara Silverman his prostitute fiancé. Neil Patrick Harris plays the ex-girlfriend's new beau while Wes Studi appears in the third act. If you can look beyond the vulgar potty humor (with WAY too many d-word jokes), this is arguably the best Western comedy, speaking as one who's seen most of 'em. The characters are memorable, the story is compelling and the dialogues are snappy, all with a quasi-realistic tone offset by absurd humor. I laughed throughout even while I winced or groaned at the puerile vulgarities. Theron is stunning and I'm not even a fan (she definitely got better with age). There are a few notable cameos with a great one involving a barn with a mysterious light; and another one at the very end. The Western locations are of the highest order.Too bad it's nigh ruined by the constant obnoxious non-humor. THE FILM RUNS 1 hours & 56 minutes and was shot in Santa Fe & Jemez Pueblo, New Mexico; Monument Valley, Utah/Arizona; Antonito, Colorado; and Mexican Water, Arizona. ADDITIONAL WRITERS: Alec Sulkin & Wellesley Wild. GRADE: C

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dirtphelia

Just not that good, though it follows the trend of big name actors starring in bad movies - how and why I do not know, but here we have Liam Neeson (THE Liam Neeson) and Charlize Theron. They're always great to watch but I can't understand why they agreed to be part of such silly antics. Even if seeing that Sarah Silverman was in this lowered my expectations, I was still surprised at how bad it was.(Spoiler alert) I mean, Liam Neeson falls to the ground and Theron sticks a flower in his butt crack. Really? Then Neil Patrick Harris relieves his bouts of diarrhea in a couple guys' hats, which is disgusting and immature - but wait, there's more! We actually get to see what came out of him. For that alone this movie loses a couple of stars.Come on, people, how low can a movie go? I don't know what's up with Hollywood but it doesn't fail to disappoint. Granted, dumb is the new black so maybe they're just responding to a need for stupid - *more* stupid that is.

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