The Worst Film Ever

Excellent, Without a doubt!!

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

How could anyone Not like this movie! It's seems almost too real! The shark looked like an actual shark which completely blew my super smart mind! OMG! They obviously put millions of dollars into this movie and that's why it will win a Grammy! Brooke Hogan plays the most intriguing man in this film! It was kind of weird how I almost saw his pecker though but I didn't mind it. Carmen Electra basically played with herself the whole movie but hey who wouldn't enjoy that! I know I loved it! It was crazy seeing how that big of a shark could take down a whole island by itself! Not even jaws could do that. This movie is 10/10 I will never see a better movie. Even batman sucks compared to this!

Just might be the worst movie i've ever seen. I know its the worst shark movie ever made. I only watched it at first to see what the shark looked like, and kept watching because i was laughing so hard at the plot of this two headed shark that knows exactly where to be to get people at exactly the right time, and like it was a Seaworld attraction. As well as apparently causing an atoll to sink in order to eat some tasty College Coeds. Though it was a good thing that this shark roared every time it went anywhere. The Director and Producers shouldn't be allowed to do their job this stoned. On a good note, the music wasn't that bad, and Brooke Hogan wasn't awful. Though i did think Carmen Electra could have had more lines, as well as a nude scene would have been nice.

this not a bad movie. A bad movie would signify it was a movie. This far beyond bad. It's not worthy of calling it a movie. the acting sucks, the effects suck, the story sucks, the directing sucks, the shark sucks. It's a like porn movie with a story line What a waste of air time. How do movies like this even get released? Is it just about a paycheck? The dialog is cheesy and the suspense scenes drag on too long. the 2 speedboats racing to the cruiser? How long can you drag out a scene? Those boats should have reached the cruiser like 10 times. Oh and the sharks? What the heck? beavis and butt head?? someone shoot the writer.

I tossed on the spoiler tag --but to be honest-- the movie spoils itself.By the start of this movie, you will be begging the two headed shark to eat everyone in that yacht, and save room for the producer, director, and anyone who invested money in this movie. The movie makes a lot of dubious statements and the script makes a great deal of common sense errors. The plot is real simple; two headed shark meets a boat load of hot college students... bimbo happy meal ensues. Ah, so lets get on with the real stupid science. The two head shark can change its size. The animal appears to be able to scale itself for the needed work to be done. The shark in some scenes is as big as a truck, yet is able to sneak up on people wading in waist deep water completely unseen. This creature is able to bite or punch holes in an 80 foot metal yacht. It roars like a lion and not only attacks its prey but plays with it like a kitten with a ball of yarn. Fine... enough with the crappy shark.Next we have people who are in college aboard a huge boat and they hit a dead fish in the water and it is being pushed by the bow. Any boat captain is going to stop the engines and find out what they hit and clear it off. Common sense right? Instead they continue to push the dead carcass through the water and the professor attempts to snag it with a boat hook.While the boat is being "repaired", the kids go ashore an atoll and look for scrap metal... They find plenty of neat stuff even a gun, gasoline, and two more boats. They discover the atoll is sinking??? Sinking uh gee professor do you think there might be some coconuts we can use to make a telephone and call for help?Later in the story with half the students on the sinking atoll, the brilliant college professor says, "The kids are in danger!" So the two crewmen (who don't speak English) the professor and his doctor girlfriend get into the dingy and head for the atoll. Why on Earth would you send a full dingy to rescue a dozen people from a sinking island. This left the huge boat empty and no one fixing their only way home.We get treated by weird bimbo science near the end of this film as we learn that a can of gasoline makes huge fireball explosions when bitten by a shark. If you like movies where the science never makes sense or the motive behind peoples actions is highly questionable, this is your movie.