Crash & Bernstein
Crash & Bernstein
TV-PG | 08 October 2012 (USA)
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    Dynamixor

    The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

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    BallWubba

    Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

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    AshUnow

    This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

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    Roxie

    The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

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    CrackerJacker66

    One of the worst Disney shows EVER! Total rip-off of the old 90's Nickelodeon show Cousin Skeeter.The premise is weak and the plots are stupid. This show is completely directionless. It's completely unfunny, loud, and obnoxious. The humor is full of butt and fart jokes.The characters SUCK! It is obvious the producers are trying to make Crash "cool" to appeal to tween boys and this translates into him being rude, obnoxious and annoying. Crash is a mean spirited jerk.Wyatt is annoying and a poor lead character. He's unlikable and selfish. The best friend Pesto is gross. He has the face of a 30 year old man. Amanda is the stereotypical rude popular teenage older sister obsessed with her looks. She's boring and unlikable. The middle sister Cleo is a scheming con-artist? The mom is just...there. The youngest little sister is pointless and adds nothing to the show. Her character is nowhere to be seen half the time. The fat black guy and midget guy are poor supporting cast side characters.The acting is HORRIBLE! Cole Jensen plays Wyatt, can't act at all! He's completely wooden. Ooana Gregory who plays Amanda, please stop with that annoying nasally foreign accent! No talent, just a pretty face. And the actor of Pesto can't act either! No talent! Landry Bender is not a good actress either. The worst acting and cast of a Disney live-action show! Nobody has chemistry with each other and the cast is so unappealing and unattractive. Yuck! Who was in charge of casting this show???The theme song is god-awful. Horrible attempt at trying to be hip and cool with kids.Poor attempt at a show aimed for boys. Who green-lighted this GARBAGE! No surprised it didn't last long.

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    moouth

    I find this show very entertaining for adults as well as for kids. Whoever came up with this idea is a genius. It is skillfully written and has the appeal for all ages. I think crash is a fabulous character and the person who portrays crash is fantastic. I think this show should be renewed for at least another season. The Disney XD channel should be applauded for such original programming. This show combines comedy along with learning that every child can benefit from. I don't understand why someone would be son negative in their writing about this show. My children cannot wait till 8:30 on Monday night to see what kind of trouble Crash will get into and how it will be turned into a lesson that all children can learn from.

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    Charles Byron

    My little girl loves the show. The puppet is done well. I don't know why someone would hate the show. It's a kid's show. It's not made for me, but my kid quotes it. The actor who plays Bernstein is a funny kid. I think the mom is from Reno 911. My daughter loves Crash, the puppet. Bad puppetry can be ponderous but Crash is well done. The puppet reminds me of a muppet which was one of my favorite shows as a kid. In one episode Crash dressed like Pat Riley. I don't think any kid would get it, so there are jokes for the parents. All in all, I think this is a cool new show. My daughter made me set the recorder to tape new Crash & Bernsteins. My daughter and I look forward to future episodes.

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    movieplex59

    This is single handedly the worst live action kids show on TV right now. Even my kids want me to change the channel when it comes on. In a time when so many options are out there Disney should not have a show that makes people want to watch something else and any one who does change the channel is smarter for doing so. Disney has so many clever shows and their competition does as well. I don't know who they think they are catering to with such a low brow kids show. I would think that Disney would understand that very stupid isn't very funny. Bad writing, bad acting and terrible concept. This show has no redeeming qualities and should be canceled immediately.

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