That was an excellent one.

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

n my opinion it was a great movie with some interesting elements, even though having some plot holes and the ending probably was just too messy and crammed together, but still fun to watch and not your casual movie that is similar to all other ones.

It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

Terribly impossible plot but action gallore, fights and shoot them up. It adds up to crazy ride that I watched over two days. It's a bit much.

Don't take this movie seriously-and you'll have a great time. Take this movie seriously-and you'll do yourself a diservice. This movie is a thirteen year olds fantasy world. One where he gets to be Vin Diesel, sleep with gorgeous women, kick butt, and fight alongside Donnie Yen. I loved the diverse cast! It was great to see all these actors from all parts of the world come together and share the screen. I really hope there is more like it in the near future.As far as the film franchise, I wouldn't mind seeing all these characters back on screen for more mindless fun. They all had great chemistry and it seems they had fun making this movie!3/10.

The original xXx is a good time. Vin Diesel, Russian parties (or Belarusian...I forgot) and the pounding soundtrack of Rammstein. It's just fun. Over a decade later, we have a sequel (discounting the Ice Cube abomination). Why? I don't know. Yet here we are. Xander Cage is recruited to obtain 'Pandora's Box', a device that seemingly brings down satellites and make them act like missiles. Cage recruits fellow multicultural (because that's important, obviously) xXx members to save the world. Generic technological spy plot blah blah blah, you didn't watch xXx for the plot. You watched it for the adrenaline fuelled stunts, the sheer crazy feats that Cage achieves. Unsurprisingly, this fell flat. Riding a motorbike on water? Sure. Jumping and flipping over moving traffic? Why not. Skiing down a jungle mountain? Wait what!? Props for the stupid stunts, they did indeed put a smile on my face. The inclusion of Donnie Yen doing his own stunts and owning every fight scene was perfect. The light sarcastic witty tone bursting throughout the script was fun. But that is all this film is...fun. Leave your brain behind and just watch the mindless action unfold. Even so, there are way too many issues here. Generic boring plot aside, Vin Diesel clearly loves himself too much that he constantly surrounds himself with beautiful women and relishes the chance for topless scenes. Extremely over indulgent, he is an action star unfortunately. The supporting cast, apart from Yen, were wasted. Toni Collette was a weird choice and Ruby Rose was underused. The visual effects were horrendously noticeable. Vin Diesel's stunt double was far too obvious, especially in fights with Yen. Caruso's direction was mediocre at best. Substituting Rammstein for electro pop music is the worst crime. Who doesn't love Rammstein!? The original was more memorable in my eyes, so I have to downgrade this. Fun but far too mediocre.

"Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher" -Darius Stone 10 out of 10, best movie of 2012.