Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
R | 02 March 2012 (USA)
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Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course.

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Alicia

I love this movie so much

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Acensbart

Excellent but underrated film

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Tayloriona

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

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Rosie Searle

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

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sirhackenstein

This movie was very entertaining. I give it 5 bags of popcorn and a targets. I actually watched it again right after I finished it. This isn't a movie critics movie, i wouldn't expect a snooty critic to like it. Its silly but does have a good plot. I don't understand why it did so poorly in the box office. Maybe few theatres showed it. Tim and Eric have a big following so you'd think their fans would go. I wish they would make another movie like this one.

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Adam Foidart

"Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" is a juvenile, often disgusting attempt at comedy that knows it isn't funny and doesn't even try to be. The plot is razor thin and is simply an excuse to tie a few loosely developed sketch ideas together and to pad out the film to its 1hr and 34 minute running time. Nevertheless, it goes something like this: Two idiots (Tim and Eric) are given a Billion dollars by the Schlaaang Corporation to make a movie but waste it all on such things such as a suit made of diamonds and a spiritual adviser who is paid by the millions. To make things worse, the film is only a few minutes long (most of the footage was unusable) and the actor that was hired to star in the film is in fact a Johnny Depp impersonator. Outraged after seeing the film, the president of the Schlaaang Corporation demands that Tim (Tim Heidecker) and Eric (Eric Wareheim) pay them back, or else. Desperate, the two run away until they see an ad where a man named Damien Weebs (Will Ferrell) claims that his mall in S'wallow Valley needs managers and that if someone can successfully run it, they will make a billion dollars. Eric also spots a woman in the ad named Katie (Twink Caplan) and instantly falls in love with her (carrying a picture of her with him wherever he goes and furiously masturbating to her at night). Determined to make their money back (and in Eric's case get the girl of his dreams) the two make their way to the mall. Unfortunately, the mall is a mess. Most of the stores are doomed to fail, like a spiritual healing center that worships the Shrim gods, a sword and knife store that makes its profits by keeping swords and knives off the street, a used toilet paper discount warehouse and Katie's booth, which sells celebrity lookalikes made from balloons. The mall is also filled with garbage, homeless people and is terrorized by a man-eating wolf. If they can run the mall successfully, our "heroes" might be able to pay the Schlaaang company back, but that's going to be easier said than done and, if they get spotted by their former employer prior to earning the cash, they will be executed without remorse.This is the cinematic equivalent of sitting in a bathtub while little children fill it with their diarrhea. Oh wait, not only is this the movie the equivalent of that mental picture, but what I described is also one of the most "memorable" scenes in the movie (intercut with another character participating in one of the lamest gag sex scenes ever). At the beginning I had such low expectations I was kind of laughing but this drove itself into 0 star territory within 15 minutes of the opening credits. Endless gross-out jokes that weren't funny, characters so stupid that if there was any justice in the world they would get set on fire and then eaten alive by sharks, a nonsensical plot with a cheap cop-out ending make it a painful experience. As the cherry on the vomit sundae, the film is built on this ridiculous concept non-comedy. It all swirls together to makes this one of the worst, if not THE worst comedy I've ever seen. Some of the "jokes" included are: people awkwardly masturbating, obsessions with "Top Gun", two men bathing together, penis piercings, the same words being repeated over and over and cheap special effects. The movie tries to be so unfunny that it becomes funny again, daring the audience not to laugh by saying "Hey, isn't it funny that everything on the screen isn't funny? What kind of fool are you coming into this comedy expecting to find jokes, clever setups and punch lines?" To make things worse, the film is not only abysmal, but it's unmemorable and often cringe-inducing so even if you knew how torturous of an experience sitting through this disaster would be ahead of time, you can't make fun of it on a "so bad, it's good" level.If you are a fan of the show Tim and Eric star in, there is a chance you might enjoy it, but overall it establishes itself as complete garbage very quickly and goes downhill from there. "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" is a complete waste of time and there are probably some people out there that will disagree with me, but I strongly suspect that the only reason they enjoy it is because they have it playing on a loop in their basement as a mental torture device for their worst enemies. (Dvd, September 30, 2012)

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KELLY ANDERSON

Say whatever you want about Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie but love them or hate them their comedy is unique and will stick with you. They definitely seem to be a polarizing act!Some people love them, some people hate them, to each their own. Lovers and haters just need to accept each other. If you love this show, accept that other people may not share our sense of humor. If you hate this show, then don't watch it, and accept that we find this kind of comedy funny. Why is that so hard for some people to accept?In the end most fans seem to like the movie while people who don't like their TV show will never like the movie.

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MaTT Loughlin

I love the shorts these guys do, especially their Adult Swim jazz, but this effin' horrible. It is literally the second worst movie I have ever seen. Watching this is like having a bad trip whilst sitting in a stranger's house. It seemed like even less than a series of pointless scene strung together. I can usually find something good in films, but this left me at a loss. It's simply not funny. And it is pointless. I don't even ask a filmmaker for a plot when viewing a film, but I do need to feel like there's a point to watching it. I love bad movies, but this isn't even that. I enjoyed not one frame of this thing, and that makes me sad. I really like these guys and I LOVE the Beach House music video Eric did, but this thing made me want to leave the room. And I couldn't even do that, as I was on a plane...MaTT

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