People are voting emotionally.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Well I just want to see if I can delete this comment first before I write an actual review.

But we might as well start somewhere in any case. The story is pretty basic. A group of girls at a slumber party are targeted by an escaped lobotomy patient. A story this basic can go one way or the other and it this case it's poorly done. What are the other problems? First of all we have the characters. They're terrible. There's no reason to care about any of these people. None of the girls are in any way likable. One of them has no personality, another is really whiny, and the third just spews homophobic slurs. The boys that arrive aren't any better. They're all just bland carbon copies. The acting is also horrendous, but to be fair I didn't expect anything that great to begin with. Oddly enough, the biggest part of the movie is the continuity. The narrative structure itself is flawed beyond belief. The story (as mentioned above) is pretty basic, just a slumber party horror movie. It shouldn't be that hard to follow. And I'm not saying that it's purposely unconventional like a Christopher Nolan movie, I'm saying it's flawed. I think the main character dies at least twice, other random characters appear and disappear, another character goes to buy orange juice after having already gone to bed. The worst case of this is when there's one shot of the movie that appears out of nowhere. It has no relation to the plot, it's never mentioned again, and it even looks like it belongs in a completely different movie. I'm serious. This film has no rules.

I love a good bad cheap movie ("The Giant Claw" remains one of my all-time favorites) but this one is just trash. It's the cheapest, most poorly-written, poorly-acted, poorly-edited piece of crap I've seen in many, many years. On top of all that, it's just plain BORING... and you really can't get around that obstacle, which is what makes watching it just plain no fun, even for those who enjoy watching terrible movies. While ALL the acting is atrocious, the guy who plays the doctor deserves special mention for being considerably beneath the skill level of his co-stars. (I note that this is his one and only film credit... hardly surprising.) The only thing that made it survivable to the end was the Rifftrax commentary. Please, please, please avoid, unless you have Mike, Kevin and Bill holding your hand the whole way.

Was this movie edited by Salvador Dali on drugs? When I'm trying to get invested in a movie, it's important to have a vague idea of what's going on. When your killer teleports as often as this guy does, you have two options: learn basic editing or, if you don't have the talent for that, write in a line about how he knows teleportation. Writer/Director/Star Stephen Tyler (not to be confused with the much scarier Steven Tyler) never made another horror movie after this one, and neither did any of his actors. I'd be grateful for that, but then again: "The Last Slumber Party" is also intensely fascinating. How bad can a movie get before you stop calling it a movie? You just stare in awe because you have no idea what the next scene will bring. When you look at it that way, this is much more entertaining than a halfway competent project. My favorite parts: every time our mad psychopath (Tyler himself) opens his eyes real wide because he can't come up with any other way to act crazy. That's some great stuff.