The Brass Teapot
The Brass Teapot
R | 05 April 2013 (USA)
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When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.

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Karry

Best movie of this year hands down!

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Grimossfer

Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

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Hadrina

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

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Mabel Munoz

Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?

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Michael Ledo

John (Michael Angarano) works selling extended warranties over the phone. His boss complains that he needs to smile. His wife Alice (Juno Temple) is unemployed in spite of her $40,000 bachelors degree in art history. They live in a Laurel Springs, a small Indiana town. Alice steals a brass teapot from an antiques store. If someone is in pain, either mental or physical, the teapot dispense money according to the depth of the pain. The money making pot becomes addictive and they discover they need to do deeper hurts to make the same money.The teapot is a watered down version of "The Monkey's Raw" but still contains elements of dark comedy. John and Alice are basically good people, but when they dig a grave for a future victim, they start to examine their addiction. Personally I would have dumped the Pinto.Guide: F-word. Sex? No nudity.

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kosmasp

The idea of the movie is not new. Maybe the "catalyst" is sort of fresh (no pun intended), but overall you know where this is heading early on. Even more so if you read what the movie is about. I hadn't and the German title of the movie is a bit weird - injury award/compensation would be a translation. But it's not for the viewer of the movie (the movie isn't that bad anyway ;) ).It's a pretty solid B-movie, with solid acting. The plot moves along nicely and even when it hurts and seems implausible it still kind of works. There's not too many highlights in this one, but rather a stream that can be entertaining.

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Ed-Shullivan

Okay, so I did not give The Brass Teapot a resounding thumbs up, but that is not to discredit the fine acting performances provided by Juno Temple and Michael Angarano, who are the two main stars of the film. The Brass Teapot is just one of those films that did not establish itself in any certain genre. This film is not a comedy, nor is it a drama, nor is it an adventure film. Then what type of film is it you ask of me? Well that is the dilemma I have with this film. It is all over the map, and the main theme being this young married couple who are trying to make it in the business world with little success to date stumble upon a magic brass teapot that spews out hordes of fresh dollar bills when the couple exerts some form of pain upon themselves.Sooooo, that sounds like an interesting plot doesn't it? Well I don't know what you want to draw out of a film, but I know what I don't want to see in a film. What I don't want to see is over an hour of the film focusing in on the various ways a young couple can subject themselves to continued self inflicted pain by burning, punching, kicking, biting and tripping each other just to see a few bucks spew out of their brass teapot.Of course there are a number of characters who are trying to figure out how this young struggling couple all of a sudden are living on millionaires row in a mansion. And so the chase is on, and the magical brass teapot exchanges hands a few times as various villains and saviors try to confiscate the teapot from the young couple.I just found that there was no magic in The Brass Teapot that kept me entertained, nor was the story line appealing. I gave it a 5 out of 10 based on the good performances of Juno Temple and Michael Angarano.

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leonblackwood

Review: I was expecting this movie to be a typical teenage road movie, but, for once, I actually enjoyed it. The storyline was quite original and the moral behind it was interesting. If there was A-Listers playing the roles then it would have been a much better movie, but that's not to say that the cast was bad. The questions that you have to ask yourself whilst watching the movie is, What would you do if you had a teapot that gave out money from being violent, which is what I found so interesting. In some ways, the film does go a bit far, especially with the gun carrying Jews, but you can't fault it for entertainment. Enjoyable!Round-Up: It's a shame that this movie didn't make more money because it's much better than a lot of movies that I have seen with big budgets. Don't get me wrong, this isn't totally mind blowing, but it's because I was expecting it to be really crap. To my surprise, I did end up staying awake through the film because I really wanted to know what was going to happen to the characters. The mysterious Chinaman was a good touch to the storyline, and I liked the Gollum references from The Lord Of The Rings. In all, it's definitely worth a watch, just for originality and entertainment.Budget: $900,000 Worldwide Gross: $7,000 (Terrible!)I recommend this movie to people who are into there romantic comedies about a couple who come across a teapot that gives out money. 6/10

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