Boring, long, and too preachy.

All that we are seeing on the screen is happening with real people, real action sequences in the background, forcing the eye to watch as if we were there.

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

This is the best movie ever! I absolutely love it! (Not for kids). I rate 10/10 would oogie again.

Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012): Dir: Matthew Diamond / Cast: Cloris Leachman, Christopher Lloyd, Cary Elwes, Toni Braxton, Jaime Pressly: The balloon is about to get popped for this pitiful family film crap about adventure. While Pixar creates family fare that adults can enjoy with their children, no amount of alcohol could possibly erase the stain this garbage leaves on the mind. Simple plot regards three people dressed in what amounts to mascot costumes and trying to obtain five magic balloons for the birthday of what appears to be a snoring pink pillow. While these three morons and their talking fish go fetching balloons, they keep in close contact with a talking vacuum cleaner and a magic window. While Matthew Diamond directs better than this turd farce deserves, it must be noted that too much of this could drive a parent insane. Not only are the characters all costumes in the Barney school of quality but we also have cameos by celebrities who come across as on the end of massive punishment. Cloris Leachman is probably hoping that this isn't her "last picture show." And certainly Christopher Lloyd would like to go "back to the future" and fix this career travesty, and maybe "frame Roger Rabbit." Cary Elwes was ankle chained in Saw and probably views this as a task even Jigsaw would not dream up. Toni Braxton appears as a singer with allergies to roses, but obviously not bad scripts. Jamie Pressly puts in the best effort and the most spirit yet cannot render this garbage worthy of her time. This is a big balloon adventure full of hot air and complete idiocy. Score: 2 / 10

I have wanted to write this review for a long time. Let's get started:-The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure is one of the worst things I hate in this world, right next to Johnny Test and Lester the Unlikely. There is no single good thing about this dreadful movie, all about it sucks.This movie is nothing but toddler trash with silly songs, just nothing but silly songs. The story is bad. The characters are lame.The special effects were quite poor.The music was bad.BTW, just because this is on 7.2/10 right now, doesn't mean this movie got positive or mixed reviews. The reason why it is on 7.2/10 is because of a bot who created and used so many accounts just to abuse the 10/10 star button just so ''The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure'' could have higher than 2/10. I know as it is mentioned in 70% of the reviews of the film, and back when I heard about the Oogieloves in Early Sep. '12, I saw that the Oogieloves was on 1.9/10, then a couple of months later, it was on 1.7/10. Then it kept increasing non-stop, until I found out once last year, it was on 7.6/10. The movie was STILL panned by critics because of that. Besides, on Metacritic, it is on 32/100, and on Rotten Tomatoes, it has 27%. The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure is an awful movie, without any single redeeming value.0/10

I almost always watch these awful movies online, usually to avoid giving money to these horrible film makers, but sometimes because I can't find a copy in my video store. This movie was both. The basic 'plot' starts with a man in a horribly disturbing Oogie- suit loosing balloons because of his creepy pillow friend. Him and the gang then have to find the balloons. That's it, they might meet a celebrity who will sing an awful song here and there, but that's literally the whole plot.The editing is all over the place, mainly in this one scene where Christopher Lloyd is dancing to a sloppily edited mix of music, one second he's moving his knees, then he's in Egypt, then doing a tango.All the jokes fall flat, it's not Foodfight style humour where they have someone fart on someone's face, or put a random food item in a movie quote, but it's pretty bad. In one scene for example, Chazz Palminteri keeps stopping to say "OOUGH!" every five seconds, probably to amuse kids because it sounds funny.This movie had a massive ad campaign, but as the trivia page says, they set a world record for the lowest grossing film showing in over 2000 theaters. The creators eventually got so desperate that they got people to right positive reviews on sites like IMDb, probably through the use of money or brain washing techniques- Goofie Toofie, PICK UP YOUR PANTS!!!!What just happened... THE OOGIELOVES IN THE BIG BALLOON ADVENTURE IS THE BEST MOVIE OUT THERE! I SAW IT IN A PACKED THEATRE ON ITS RELEASE DAY, AND EVERYONE WAS APPLAUDING AT THE END. WITH INTERESTING CHARACTERS, RICH PLOT AND HILARIOUS COMEDY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY, THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BUY THE OOGIELOVES ON BLU-RAY TODAY!!seriously though, this is one of the worst movies out there.