Purely Joyful Movie!
... View MoreWhen a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
... View MoreThis movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.
... View MoreActress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.
... View MoreAnyone expecting profundity from a film called "Play-Mate of the Ape" is bound to be disappointed. And if you're hoping for scenes of guys in bad monkey costumes having sex with human girls, you're also going to walk away empty-handed. If, on the other hand, you're looking for about 90 minutes of baked humor and lesbians, then this might be just the kind of movie you're looking for.The plot is stupid, even by the low standards of porn - three lesbian astronauts crash their ship onto a planet where sentient apes rule. They're captured and forced into slavery, but are liberated by a lesbian chimp and her pink gorilla sidekick. Almost every conceivable excuse for a lesbian sex scene is introduced, and eventually, a ridiculously cheap-looking uprising breaks out.The sex scenes are all too long, and the production values are virtually non-existent, but luckily, this film has Misty Mundae, who is not only cute and sexy, but also possessed of incredible charm and a terrific ability to laugh at herself. It also helps that the writers were clearly having a ball banging out the script; the stupid jokes provide some welcome relief when the sex scenes become tedious...
... View MoreMan I started watching this movie and took it off after 5 mins because it was going so stupid but then a week later I put it on in the middle of the scene where the apes where showing off their dancing skill and I almost died laughing, this is THE most absurd thing I have ever seen. Clearly these were people with left over costumes who made this movie with NO BUDGET. They dont haven have more than 3 of any one ape costume, there is a florescent pink ape for Christ's sakes. I recommend this one to anyone.
... View MoreThere is one reason to watch this movie. That's Misty Mundae. The movie is campy, funny in spots, has a completely ridiculous story line, and the worst ape costumes ever shown on film. But if you want to see why Misty Mundae is the hottest babe on film right now you'll buy or rent this flick right now. Misty is naked almost throughout the entire movie. Her youthful appearance and innocent looks keep you hoping for more and more of her. She gives a completely believable performance in every sex scene she's in and she's in almost every one of them. The lesbian scenes are steamy, always pairing Misty with an older woman. Misty holds your attention whether she's in a 1 on 1 scene or a lesbian orgy. The director should also be credited with not cutting the scenes short. Giving Misty's audience the chance to to see her put through her lesbian paces. I rate this movie a 3 out of 5. I rate Misty's performance a 4.5.
... View MoreEI Entertainment has one of the hardest jobs in the world. It's safe to say that about 99% of the movies they make are pure crap. What do you get when you take a number of recycled lesbian sex scenes with some quick and unwitty humor......a Seductive Cinema Classic....which says a whole hell of a lot. Still, that 1% that EI producers is pure magic. Most of the time they just point the camera at Misty Mundae and the audience is happy. As a matter of fact, the only good reason to watch most of the garbage that EI makes is Misty Mundae. The same goes for Play-Mate of the Apes. Yes, there's some college "frat house" humor, but the only good reason this flick is worth a crap is the very innocent and very young "eye candy" known as Misty Mundae. If you don't expect much from a production company that would be out of the business if they weren't allowed to tape lesbian love action, this one is highly worth watching. Then again, if you just want to see people on screen having sex, leave this one on the shelves and go rent some XXX adult cinema like any normal person in the video store.
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