Too much of everything

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

When you consider that Russ Meyer's films weren't that great to begin with, then this "tribute" easily becomes forgettable. Mercifully, "Pervert" has a run time of only 81 minutes, and yet it still wears out it's welcome early on. A son who is dumb as the post holes his father has him digging in the desert, is constantly chasing around bare breasted women. All of this becomes redundant and numbing. Throw in endless weak double entendre's , porno quality acting, and a claymation killer penis, and it's easy to see why "Pervert" has little to offer other than trying too hard to be bizarre. Not recommended............. - MERK

'Pervert!' is a mildly amusing 'sexploitation' film that delivers on it's premise fully, creating a film that will probably be hated by anyone who's not a complete heterosexual male pervert. Well, that's not exactly true because even though the film initially had me rolling my eyes over and over, by the end I was actually quite enjoying the movie, as shallow as it may be.On a technical level, 'Pervert!' is a complete catastrophe. The acting ranges from terrible (Mary Carey) to mediocre (Sandeen), the photography and effects are cringe worthy and nothing worth mentioning at all. However, the plot itself isn't too bad, it's just a little thin for an already short movie. I feel the whole thing could have been better suited to a 20-30 minute short piece, with all the filler (random topless women just spliced into the film for no reason whatsoever) cut and trimmed down into what was really funny and integral to the story.As I mentioned above, 'Pervert!' may not be anywhere near being a 'good' film, but it delivers on its shallow premise of gore and sex at least. The film wasn't as funny as it took itself, but I'd rather it was laughing at itself more than it took itself seriously. As a whole, the film is obviously pretty bad -seeing as it revolves around tits- but it at least acknowledges the fact. So in the end I don't really recommend this film in any circumstance except that you may just be looking for mindless filler for 80 minutes. Oh, and of course, it will probably help if you like breasts.

I came to this film thinking it would be a dire movie with a few laughs, but all in all a decent 80 minutes of film footage. HOW WRONG I WAS..... This film blew me away. Obviously this film wont have wonderful CGI effects, or big named actors, or cohesion in some parts. The coyote babble for instance, whats all that about? However this film did make me smile a lot and even laugh out loud at a few parts, something not many films these days have inspired in me. The basic plot is an individual named James leaves New Orleans to live in the desert for the summer with his father. Things soon take a turn for the raunchy however when he arrives and discovers his grizzled old PA has a new plaything, going by the name of Cheryl (and no I don't consider women objects i'm just trying to convey the atmosphere of the film) who soon falls foul of James's "charms". Shortly after this Cheryl disappears, and James's father goes to town, returning with a new woman on his arm. From this point we take a step into the land of incredulity, as points of the plot spiral into the realms of madness. All in all however I definitely enjoyed the movie, and the ending certainly "pricked" my funny bone.Enjoy all J

Well, all I can say is, WOW! From the opening montage of gigantic bare breastesses in various forms of gyration, I had a feeling that this was going to be something different from anything released in the last couple of decades, and boy was I right. The plot is secondary, but I'll surmise as best as I can. We start off with James (Sean Andrews) traveling across the country to spend the summer with his dad, Hezekiah (Darrell Sandeen). On the way we discover that James has a glove compartment full of porno mags and gags. Seems ol' Jimbo has troubles bagging the babes. When James arrives at Hezekiah's modest little ranch, he is introduced to his dad's buxom bombshell, Cheryl (Mary Carey). Well, after a humorous dinner scene involving Cheryl and some corn on the cob, James begins pining for Cheryl, who pretty much is in various stages of disrobing throughout. James finally hits it off with Cheryl, and then they start having sex right under Hezekiah's nose, usually while the old bugger is sleeping. In the meantime, Hezekiah shows James his "studio", which is a small shack devoted to Hezekiah's art, which consists of women made from 'beef jerky', although the beef looks nothing like any steak I've seen. So now Hezekiah finally catches Cheryl and James doing the nasty, flips out, and then later that night can be heard slapping Cherly around in the bedroom. The next day, Cheryl is gone, Hezekiah is acting strange, and James begins to suspect something is going on with his dad.Well, enough plot, let's get to the goods, and man is there a wealth on display here. I'll try to do this Joe Bob Briggs style, as this HAS to be a movie he would just thoroughly enjoy. We have boobs; a dog using a rubber vagina as a chew toy; boobs; snake on a stick; boobs and butt; bee stings to the face; decapitation; boobs; girl dressed in coyote furs showing some goods; boobs; a child punted against a wall; farting in face; butts; lesbianism; a gay redneck gangsta (I couldn't even make that up); more boobs; shotgun wound to the chest; boobs; and last not but least, a claymation penis. Well, and more boobs.The women on display here are a classic throwback to the Meyers girls of the late 60's and early 70's, that is to say, gigantic breasts and none have them have missed lunch hour for a couple of years, that's for sure. Not to say they are fat, per se, just "healthy", or "full figured". Overall there are some laugh out loud moments in this one, although some of the jokes fall very flat (the only thing that's flat in this movie, I can tell ya). The acting is anywhere from good (Andrews and Sandeen) to abysmal (Carey, but she wasn't hired for her acting chops). If you are looking for a titillating little doozy to have a smoke and some drinks with, I highly recommend "Pervert!", as this has everything you could want in a movie, and then some. If you are a fan of Russ Meyer films you will love this. If not, stay as far away as possible. And if you've never seen a Russ Meyer flick, after watching this movie you may be piqued to see some. I give credit to Jonathon Yudis for truly giving us the type of movie that has been missing for decades, but has modernized it to reach to most of today's audience.Final score: 7/10.