That was an excellent one.

Most undeservingly overhyped movie of all time??

Beautiful, moving film.

Simple and well acted, it has tension enough to knot the stomach.

I'll admit that this story wise is way better than Splitting Adam, I mean it is clever and the story gets fun. However, I just feel like nothing else is gained from this but an advertisement. Not just for our "celebrity" lead actors, but for Cody Simpson, Cruise Ships, and Creepy Clowns. Minor nitpick but the pacing is just trash. Much like Splitting Adam it just doesn't slow down or take a breather. This whole movie is nothing but fast action, fast reaction, and fast everything. And might I add that this movie has some of the worst CGi effects ever?! Take a look at The Sea Lion and just try and act like he is really there. Bottom Line; One Crazy Cruise is a nonsensical, mediocre, occasionally creative endeavor that gives Nickelodeon a bad reputation. And what a shame to, the twists and turns are really clever.

Just when you thought taking a cruise was unsafe. Along comes ONE CRAZY CRUISE! This is suitable for all ages. The casting is great on every part. Each actor brings something lovable to each character, and watching them interact is pure joy. The direction is quick, smart with some really wonderful shots and angles. The production value stands out as and makes it pop. But the thing that really makes the magic is the writing! It is Smart, Witty, Clever writing that makes a big splash, and makes taking a Cruise Fun again! The writers are to be applauded for taking a good story and making it a great script. Something great will surely spin off for the writers, producers and cast. A sure hit for Nickelodeon. A sure safe bet for parents and kids will enjoy the film many times. The music and raps are fantastic, I was singing the tunes for two days. Nice to see great writing come to life. All aboard!