Immortally Yours
Immortally Yours
R | 06 January 2009 (USA)
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A coven of Sexy, modern Day vampires ravage the American Midwest with the thirst for blood, while a romantic twist puts the vampires at odds among themselves and with the murderous Illuminati that seek to gain their immortality.

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Lovesusti

The Worst Film Ever

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Mjeteconer

Just perfect...

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Brendon Jones

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

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Bob

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

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charlies123

I have not seen a worse movie in many, many years. From the writing, to the production, to the actors, this is just awful.Right off the bat, you know you are in for a bad ride. The actors spout inane lines in a deadpan monotone. While it is true that they are not responsible for the confused plot, which rambles about pretty much pointlessly throughout, they could at least put some effort into the deliverance of the lines. The effects throughout the movie are equally lame.The movie is just full of unbelievable characters, doing unrealistic things from the poorly portrayed cops to the ridiculously portrayed illuminati, to the vampires that no one could really care about.I just cannot believe that it is possible that any person or group of persons could have thought that producing this drivel was a good idea. Who pays for garbage like this? (I mean the producers, etc). I guess they never once saw any of it before it was done, otherwise they would surely have pulled the plug on it. For some of the reviews I have read that gave a positive review...they HAD to have meant a different movie. No one, I mean no one, could like this. Awful. Terrible. P-U, it stunk, badly. Some movies are so bad, you actually just have to see it. Unfortunately, this is not one of them. Although it is really bad, it is not even entertaining in its badness.

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old_bad_wolf

this movie was ...pathetic . looks like Eric Etebari is the only real actor ( and well, my only reason to watch the movie). for God's sake, save this guy, he deserves better roles. the vampires look hilarious,they can't scare anyone with those grins. the police officers like porn actors and the villains like amateurs. the main actress is awful - she looks like a drug addict - when Alex was shot she behaved very artificial. and another issue - the vampire hunter acted like a newbie, he was killed by a teenage vampire. this movie was a real disappointment to me, sorry to say it. there were no special effects, no structured plot line, no nothing.

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Dominick Ross

I rented it to watch for my wife and kids recently and thought it was good and so unusual for a vampire film. For me I liked the international cast and the sexy vampire girls which are a mainstay in modern vampire movies now. I think they were atypical which is good.This movie had an interesting plot with a lot of turns that made it interesting. There was enough action and killing for me because I don't like a movie that is all kill and no plot. The movie cruised along pretty good and it had some mildly fearful parts to it too. My son and daughter (early teens) also thought it was good but it was frightening to them in some scenes. My wife said it was way different than she thought it would be but pretty good.The way this movie presented vampires and criminals brought a new light into movie making and that's what I like to see. I also did liked the ending and thought it was pretty imaginative. To think of disposing of the criminal vampires like that had to be a first.

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lpwevers

I'm a huge fan of vampire movies, ignoring other peoples bad reviews and knowing some people really liked it, I did decide to watch it. That was a mistake.Where to start? Well I guess the most annoying bit is the way the vampires behave. When they're battling in the vampire "hunting ground", all they do is stay back and make some spastic movements. (Actually, most of the time that's all they do).Then there's the sound the vampires make. What were they thinking??? It sounds more like a werewolf with a very bad cold then anything resembling even remotely what I believe should be a proper sound.Next, the acting. Or should I say, lack of it? I've seen lots of High School plays with much more talent then in this movie. What's wrong with them? It can't be that hard to find people who can actually act at least a little? Was it all bad then? No, the story could have been something. On one hand you have the rich human criminals that want immortality and on the other hand the vampire that wants to become mortal. That results in some somewhat interesting plot twists, but unfortunately most of them are highly predictable.So, since I'm in a good mood today I give 3 out of 10 stars for the effort.

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