The Worst Film Ever

disgusting, overrated, pointless

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

IF YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE DON'T READ ANYMORE! *************************************************I watched this movie...after the first ten minutes...for the laugh factor. If you stake a vampire through the stomach they die? Vampires can't defend themselves against puny mortal police officers? Oh and they growl like dinosaurs? I've been a fan of vampires all my life, and I have NEVER seen a vampire movie as bad as this.The acting was absolutely horrible. What's with the pursing of the lips after each line? REALLY?? Alex looked like he wanted to make out with himself every three seconds. The action scenes were laughable, you can't even really call them action scenes. I won't even go into the comical background noises and the music tracks and the hilariously bad British (as well as other) accents that seemed to come and go among all the characters. The vampires live together in a big cushy mansion, but they all sleep in a crypt in the backyard in their own individual coffins. How archaic can you get? If they're going to sleep in coffins...AT LEAST HAVE THE COFFINS IN THE BIG CUSHY MANSION!!! The big names were the dwarf and the guy from Karate Kid who ran the Cobra Dojo. Tells you how big those names are, I can't even remember them and I've seen Karate Kid AND the Dwarf more times than I care to admit LOL. After doing this movie I'd doubt those two will ever work again.I fully comprehend that this was an independent film, but what was the budget? $200? I only gave this one 1 star....because it doesn't give a zero option! As a vampire fan, I take this movie as a personal insult.

I was waiting for this movie with bated breath, as the cast and synopsis were intriguing. All I can say is : Katherine Hawkes, don't give up your day job.Terrible script, abysmal, stilted, acting..........not to mention the costumes. This was set in 'which' century??The 'Illuminati' angle was intriguing...........but, oh boy, do the screenwriters need to do their homework. Even Dan Browne could do better.Don't waste your time on this one, folks. Go and watch 'True Blood', and read the books, to see how a 21stC vampire movie should be made.

Yeah, I guess I can see why the lead vampire wanted his eternal life to end. This movie was an eternity, and I couldn't wait for it to end.Okay, the plot is essentially that there is a group of Illuminati who are trying to live forever by harvesting the organs of strangers and dealing drugs. You have a group of vampires who are running around parks and nightclubs picking off victims. You have some cops trying to catch both. You have a scientist trying to discover the cause of immortality, and his manish looking daughter who can't act and has a blank look on her face most of the movie. You have a EuroTrash vampire hunter who helps the cops kill most of the lead vampire's posse (makingyou wonder what their purpose was in the film to start with.) The only actor I recognized was the midget, because i've seen him in other movies. He was actually a better actor than the rest of them, but that isn't saying much.

The leader of the vampires wants to become mortal so he can love his girl, the rest of the vampires want to keep on killing people, the Illuminati want to become immortal and rule the world, the vampire hunter kills the vampires, the police want to catch the Illuminati! Wow, a whole bunch of stuff going on in this one! I like the many subplots that make this an interesting movie and unusual. This is going to be a cult classic for sure and it should have a sequel to it with Alex and Estelle getting entangled with a different group of vampires so he has to defeat another clan. This movie brings a whole new universe of thinking to the regular vampire movies. This was relatively blood free but has a old style tension that keeps you edgy and wondering what's going to happen next.