House of the Dead
House of the Dead
R | 10 October 2003 (USA)
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Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead... Prequel to the House of the Dead video games.

Reviews
Glucedee

It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.

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Whitech

It is not only a funny movie, but it allows a great amount of joy for anyone who watches it.

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Casey Duggan

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

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Lidia Draper

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

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mattbernhagen-669-345798

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love bad movies. The IMDB "bottom 100" is great. This movie is different. It's not "so bad it's good". It's not interesting, it's not funny, and it's not fun to watch. I was bored literally the entire time. I was waiting the whole time for something to happen that elicited any response, but that never happened. This is the worst movie-watching experience I've ever had. Do not watch this.

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keiranh-205-354645

There are always going to be horrible directors, and then there are people who like to think of themselves as directors when malfunctioning GPS navigators provide better direction. Uwe Boll is categorized in the latter, being in my opinion even worse then Ed Wood. This film is solid evidence of this, stuffed with laughable dialogue and silly teen meanderings, which prevent this from being in the same dimension as watchable. If you get your film inspiration from your favorite arcade game, then maybe your in the wrong field. Three story credits are listed for what seems like a kindergärtners project. A thirty person rave in the middle of the afternoon followed by stupid looking zombies somehow transforms incompetent teens into ace marksmen and markswomen. A creep in a stitched mask looks at people behind trees and when asking a question, one of the characters answers his own question in his question. In conclusion, video games are thin inspirations for feature films, arcade games are even thinner.

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utgard14

Truly terrible zombie movie based off a video game that I've never heard of. It's directed by the 21st century Ed Wood, Uwe Boll. It's an awful movie on virtually every level. Jurgen Prochnow would be one of many 'name' actors that would work for Boll, leaving viewers scratching their heads as to how this terrible filmmaker managed to draw them to his cheap and crappy projects. Blackmail, perhaps. The best thing about this mess is the nude scene of a young Erica Durance. Pre-boob job, however. There's really no quality content here. I did love the Sega product placement. If that doesn't date your movie, I don't know what does.

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John

I watched this last night whilst playing on my PC. I actually started concentrating less on the game and more on this film as it went along, I even got my friend tuned in to watch it with me whilst communicating via a headset. The reason I've scored this a 2 is because its bloody comical. I don't actually know if it's supposed to be funny, but if it isn't it's that awful that it is anyway. Wait till you see the part where one of the shocking actors picks up the half eaten carcass of another shocking member of the cast and drags her in through the window... Both my friend and I were in absolute stitches.Is no point going on and on about the actors, the set, the dialogue etc. Its a proper cheapo film, end of...How it made it to the big screen is totally beyond me, but if you want a really good laugh then get a couple of beers down you and watch this with a few mates. The film does have one saving grace and that's in the form of several half naked attractive girls... oof.

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