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everything you have heard about this movie is true.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

So I heard it is not a part of the famous American Pie series. But, being a collector, I ought to watch it.Not much of a story present, but when half-baked characters play ball, with the sinister intention of overtaking a low-profile clothing firm, the plot goes awry. Fake boob transplants cause the lead character and his friend to set on a quest to collect 50 grand. The supporting cast play their farce balls to create gross humor. Other than some flesh show, horseplay and slapstick, it has nothing more to consider.BOTTOM LINE: If you are fan/collector of such run-down teen movies, give it a try. If, you're not, stay away.Can be watched with a typical Indian family? NOProfanity: Mediocre | Vulgarity: Critical | Sex/Foreplay: Strong | Nudity: Critical | Violence: Very Mild | Gore: No | Smoking: Mild | Alcohol: Strong

I'm MORE than ashamed to even categorise this as an American Pie movie, what a load of absolute sh*t. If your looking for the good American Pie movies, American Pie 1,2 Naked Mile and Beta House are the best American Pie movies and the REAL PROPER American Pie's not some Sh*t that they brought together that wasn't even funny, Band camp was OK... but number 1,2,5 & 6 were the best, But this?! this shouldn't and ISN'T anything to do with American Pie! (Parties, Girls, beer, sex) Unrecommended if your looking for a good, funny comedy Disappointing for American Pie series, I cannot believe how awful this was, I don't even think I smirked at any part of this

This movie is not American Pie but is like American pie(very funny)Is so bad,because is a great movie,Will be a great American pie 8 in future,i hopeWas a great movie 10I hope this movie will be supposed American pie 8 because is very very funnyAmerican pie 5 6 7 were awesome,but i don't understand why this movie cant be considered one of American pie movie's In hole in one is same actor's like in American Pie I steel believe this movie is American Pie 8 This movie need 10

Wow, this is one of the most boring and long-dragging "comedies" I have ever seen. And I use the word "comedy" sarcastically here, because I didn't laugh once throughout this entire movie.Based from the cover, I thought this was going to be another mainstream teen comedies, but wow, was I wrong! This movie was far from funny. It turned out to be a tedious and bad movie to sit through.I am not really much of a Steve Talley fan, but this movie is even below what he usually pumps out to DVD. At least some of the previous movies he was in were funny.Anyway, this is not a personal attack on Mr. Talley, so moving right on along. Seeing Dean Cain in a role such as the one he had in this movie, was sort of the bright moments in the movie, although his character did not have enough leverage to carry this movie or keep it afloat.The movie suffers from a horrible plot, and a totally unbelievable storyline. I mean, come on, losing a game of golf and ending up with... Well, I am not spoiling the movie and saying what it is. But trust me, when you see it, you will think just like I did. Stuff like that doesn't happen, not even in movies! That is just preposterous, it is so far out there. And it is not even remotely funny.I my opinion, there are far more funnier movies out there, especially if you like the standard "teenage comedy" genre. This movie is a weak attempt to cash in on that market. Actually, you are left with a stale taste in your mouth once the movie is over, it seems to be nothing more than an excuse to get to show women topless on movie. This is a sad, sad excuse for a comedy movie.Definitely not worth the time or effort, unless you might be a die hard fan of Steve Talley or Dean Cain.