Simply Perfect

Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

The first must-see film of the year.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

OK this film was absolute pants - anyone who says different does not know the "real" Sawney Beane story - albeit it a legend with no proof behind it whatsoever - it allegedly occurred centuries ago in Galloway Scotland! When they where caught there were 48 of them and the men folk were slaughtered in front of the womenfolk in the same way that they had slaughtered so many innocent folk - after that the women were burned at the stake like witches. Like I said Sawney Beane was, as legend has it, Scottish, the whole family did not suddenly uproot and leave the caves of Galloway Scotland for the sandy beaches of the USA, nor did they manage to transport themselves through several centuries!!!!!!! 10 out of 10 for the one bod wearing a kilt I have never laughed so much at an alleged horror film before!! As for the rest of the film - more grunts than a xxx film!!!!!!! lol can't believe I wasted £2.97 buying this!!!!

I would like to set the record straight about Sawney Bean. Reach4xtc said in his review that Sawney Bean was a English urban legend, this is not true, I live about 30 miles from the cave where Sawney Bean and his family lived, they where very real people and nothing to do with the English, urban legend or otherwise. I doubt Reach4xtc has ever stepped foot in Scotland and obviously knows nothing of Scottish history. This being said the rest of his review is quite accurate. A film worth the watching if you like the gore factor, and you don't mind the fact that it is a low budget, bad acting, splatter fest.

Good movie, go check it out, don't worry about what some dumb f*(k blockbuster employee has to say, he obviously didn't even see it. It is in fact about the same cannibal family explained in the commentary for The Hills Have Eyes, just in a more modern setting. This movie actually has the look and feel of an old school horror film. I would suggest renting it, but not buying, unless your a collector of everything horror, like myself. I gave it a 6, cheesy acting, bad cuts, and it kind of has a T.V. show feel at times as well. The gore is great, the nudity is just right, and some may argue, but the ending was very good. Great Job... By the way, this movie is far better than Hostel, F! you Eli Roth!!

Alright, I was in Blockbuster today on my lunch break and spotted to preview sleeves for this (both copies were actually rented out). It claimed to be the tale that inspired the Hills Have Eyes. Um, WHAT?! That is the most bogus claim I've ever read! Hey director/script writer: watch the documentary on the original Hills Have Eyes (1977) 2-disk by Anchor Bay. In it, Wes Craven states that the inspiration for the Hills Have Eyes was a cave-dwelling medieval (sp?) family in the British Isles (the Seaney-Beane family I believe). Wes Craven should sue the hell out of the "production company" of this "film" for libel! I am insulted that anyone would try to cash in on film-renters' ignorance of a subject by just plain lying. I came across another video box for "When A Killer Calls" which claims to be more like the urban legend (the babysitter and the man upstairs) than the original When A Stranger Calls. RUBBISH! I CALL SHINANIGANS!!