Simply Perfect

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

Love the sheer ridiculocity of this. With an ice lolly, lube and an iron among the means the supernatural oceangoing maniac accesses their prey (ghost sharks can travel through ice, water and steam much like Ultron can use the internet) you have to admire the creative lunacy with which they approach this.If Logan really hasn't bathed in 9 years, with that amount of exercising and his penchant for raising one arm to hold his bag behind his shoulder, he must possess either nuclear powered deodorant or incredibly whiffy pits.Fortunately, this never takes itself seriously and a good job too as it is so patently daft - the deliberately (I hope) overacting of the main characters is entirely justified when you face a menace that can kill you to death through the medium of steam...

GHOST SHARK 2: URBAN JAWS is no relation to the cheesy monster flick GHOST SHARK, so the title is something of a misnomer. Instead this is a Kiwi-produced dud about characters menaced by the ghost of a shark. The problem is that this is a micro budget indie with no kind of budget for effects or anything of the kind. So you get a bunch of lame non-actors conversing throughout and some cheesy 'kill' scenes. The whole thing is an embarrassment and a waste of time from beginning to end.