Donkey Punch
Donkey Punch
R | 18 July 2008 (USA)
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Three hot girls, four guys, and one mega-swanky yacht collide for a serious night of drugs and sexual deviancy. One debaucherous act goes too far though, turning this teen joy ride into a weekend of bloody bedlam.

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Matialth

Good concept, poorly executed.

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Kailansorac

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

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Cooktopi

The acting in this movie is really good.

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Logan

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

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Leofwine_draca

Seabound thrills ahoy in this contemporary British thriller, made with a youthful cast and shot in just 24 days in exotic locales. In essence, it's a straightforward psychological thriller that takes much of the ideas in its plot from the likes of DEAD CALM and VERY BAD THINGS, although it doesn't rival those two movies in terms of the amount of thrills on offer. There's a kind of lunkheaded, teenage anything-goes attitude in this movie, as revealed by the cast members who will literally do anything for the next thrill. It's all rather unpleasant, over the top and jaded, as none of the thrill-seekers are remotely likable or interesting so you end up sitting around and waiting for the next person to bite it.Things begin with a slow build up, which is hard to watch. That's because the realistic script means the protagonists are typically vain, self centred and unappealing. Then we move onto a sex scene that might better be called an 'orgy', which pushes the boat in terms of explicitness before ending with the titular act, which is not quite as shocking as you'd think. Tempers and attitudes then spiral out of control as each character reveals his or her weakness: some become paranoid, some go crazy, some are consumed by guilt and others turn literally homicidal. A taut dining sequence ensues with an expertly violent climax, there's an excellent interlude where a flare gun is put to fine use, plus a gratuitous scene of torture which is fairly compelling as it explores the lengths an ordinary person will go to when they're desperate. The climax becomes a little over the top (the outboard motor scene recalled The Texas Chain Saw Massacre for me) and then ends abruptly, but is not without merit.Director Oliver Blackburn – this is his first proper work – handles the thrills and suspense with efficiency if not courage, but he fails to bring any real style to the proceedings, giving this film the look of an average HOLLYOAKS episode. The youthful cast give it their all, and despite their relative inexperience (other than Ray Winstone's daughter Jaime, most have had just bit parts in various British TV series) they do a pretty good job. This is a film that breaks no new ground – and indeed isn't really worth more than a single watch – but it delivers the goods ably enough.

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ChucksLuck

OK, so I've just watched this and can't really understand why the ratings have been so poor. It's not brilliant but it's alright, there are definitely far, far, FAR worse films out there. Basically, three girls go to Majorca for the weekend, meet four blokes and go to their yacht for fun and frolics. Their afternoon of debauchery turns to tragedy when during quite a graphic sex scene one girl, Lisa, is donkey punched resulting in a broken neck and, well, death. Personally I didn't think it was as amazing as some reviews have suggested but I'm not a 15 year old boy who's never seen a pair of boobs or a willy before. The rest of the film centres around the remaining characters to fight for their survival involving a lot of blood and violence, all scenes I thought were pretty decent. Don't be put off by the poor reviews on here, it is worthy of a watch. Watch it if only to watch the annoying bloke bleed slowly to death.

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BA_Harrison

Brit horror/thriller Donkey Punch is named after an apocryphal sex act that involves giving your partner a whack to the back of the head as you're about to blow your load, the result supposedly being the rapid tightening of your lover's muscles and a mind-blowing orgasm for you! Of course, bashing someone on the back of the head whilst screwing them is not only considered rather impolite in most circles, but also pretty dangerous, as Josh (Julian Morris) discovers when he stupidly performs the Donkey Punch on blonde slut Lisa (Sian Breckin), one of a trio of hot babes invited to party with his pals aboard a luxury yacht.Poor Lisa ends up with a broken neck, and Josh and his mates with one hell of a problem: what do they do with Lisa's body and how do they stop her friends Tammi (Nichola Burley) and Kim (Jaime Winstone) from reporting the death to the authorities?Anyone who remembers LWT's series Ibiza Uncovered knows exactly how outrageous some Brit girls can be on holiday, and Oliver Blackburn's first full-length feature merely takes that notion and sails off into the big blue yonder with it: what would happen if a few of these reckless, loose-knickered, booze-soaked slappers bit off more than they could chew?Blackburn handles the first half of his film brilliantly, the build up to the titular act being thoroughly engrossing, and more than a little debauched, with the girls partaking of a variety of class A drugs before Kim and Lisa go below deck to give three of the four lads a night to remember, in more ways than one. The sex scenes, in particular, are unforgettable, with both girls stripping off for some extremely realistic rumpy pumpy, lusty Lisa taking on two at a time. There's full frontal nudity from both sexes, and one could easily be forgiven for occasionally thinking that the shagging is for real.Given the daring nature of the movie's near-the-knuckle sex scenes, it's all the more surprising then to find that the much touted violence that follows is relatively tame in comparison. I was expecting a total bloodbath, but as events spiral out of control all the gore we get is a stabbing, a death by flare ripped-off from Dead Calm, and a disappointing killing via outboard motor that isn't anywhere near nasty enough.That said, this is still an enjoyable effort overall, and possibly the most shocking film ever named after a spurious sex act (at least until someone is brave enough to make a film called Munging!).

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Xombie

The title says it all: "donkey punch" is punching a girl on the back of the neck while having "doggy-style" sex to increasing sexual pleasure. (I'm a bit confused with this one. because i always thought it was a punch to the rib/kidney area.) You'll think to yourself "What a stupid movie!" yeah i thought so too. But then again, if you're into a lot of nudity, sexual acts and violence, this thriller is for you! it's so-so in regards to acting. The insanity begins when "sexual acts" becomes the main topic of conversation and curiosity peeks it's ugly head. The situation the group faces is no joke, accidents do happen. Especially when under the influence of heap-loads of drugs and alcohol. "Sex Trip gone Bad"

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