I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Don't listen to the negative reviews

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

A lot more amusing than I thought it would be.

This movie changed my life. To anybody struggling to come to terms with our place in the universe, or anybody who finds themselves wondering about the point of our existence, I would recommend to you Curse Of Pirate Death. This movies liberal use of breasts and black metal, combined with its moving plot and gripping character development will change how you view the world of movies, and the world in general. Not only is the story original, moving and full of subtext, but it is also thrilling and will have you spooked right out of your seat throughout. Mitch Toles delivers a stunning performance as Pirate Death, one which I would consider Oscar worthy, viewers will find themselves screaming in terror at the bloody murder scenes one minute, and laughing at his puns the next. The empowerment of women is an important theme in this movie, as many of the female characters will show their breasts with provocation and none of the male characters bat an eyelid, which just goes to show how forward thinking the writers were when approaching this topic. The powerful and socially conscious messages of the movie mean that anyone who sticks around for the whole thing will leave feeling enriched, and it also makes the film not just suitable for children, but a necessary watch for any child that needs to be molded into a healthy member of society. 10/10 will view again, many times.

I got this film with an Amazon 50 movie pack, the Mortuary of Madness. it's something about how these pirates deposited a treasure along a river bank a long time ago and their ghosts (?) still defend it from overly-inquisitive locals. The movie looks like it was filmed on the bank of some small stream - I guess the location was cheap enough, huh? The characters battle it out with what look to be homemade pirate "weapons" and whatever pirate-looking clothes they could scrounge up at their neighborhood Goodwill store. There is some nudity, especially one silicon-enhanced pirate woman who will use any excuse imaginable to bare her breasts for all to admire; she does so frequently. What I find most confusing of all is that IMDb says the movie had an estimated budget of $500,000! So after they spent the $35 on pirate clothes, a few thou on Ron Jeremy's salary, and another $8K for the bolt-on titties, where did the remaining money go, I wonder???

hahaha, this is akin to watching a newer version of Plan 9 From Outer Space.....or maybe not. Let's see what this has going for it, shall we? Starting off, it shows the 'pirate' creature within the first minute or so, which kills any and all suspense(or at least what little there would be), and all the kills seem to have this pounding pseudo-metal/industrial-ish music in the background. What that's about I have no idea....probably someone involved had a band or recording project and whamo.But the biggest glaring problem with this: It's a pirate movie that takes place in the desert. No water is seen at all!....okay, maybe a stream goes by, lol. But other than that, let me ask why does a movie about lost treasure and the ghost of a pirate take place in the desert? No ship, no ocean...? I don't get it.But damn, it's fun. Bad acting, awful continuity(goes from overcast to sunny sometime in reverse-shots in one scene between 2 characters more than once).Add in a cameo by the hedgehog himself Ron Jeremy, lots of really fake blood and kills, and sexy Syn DeVil's big tits and we got ourselves a partyThis movie rules.

Looks like the whole movie has been shot in the back yard of the director's house. Oh man the place where the treasure was buried... the worst acting and the worst script i had ever seen, i can't believe i wasted my precious money and time over it, i broke the DVD as soon as the movie ended. Fifteen minutes into the movie you think that its a footage made by amateur university students.... then you come to know that THIS WHOLE THING IS THE MOVIE......You'll get killed if the pirate saw you, he'll just kill you with one action of sword, hook or hand and a fountain of blood will run out of your body.... Inappropriate cheap sex scenes, cheapest audio quality and cheapest movie equipment ever used....Looks like A movie made under 10$ budget.The worst movie on the planet.....Please vote zero for this one,