Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

I really wanted to like this movie. I feel terribly cynical trashing it, and that's why I'm giving it a middling 5. Actually, I'm giving it a 5 because there were some superb performances.

The movie is wonderful and true, an act of love in all its contradictions and complexity

The acting in this movie is really good.

I really liked Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, despite the reviews. Got to love Lucifer Valentine; he's the godfather of vomit gore, one of my favorite sub-genres of gore. The whole film is shot in various dingy locations, all which have a grungy, low class feel to them. Really adds to the vomit gore concept. The grossest (aka best/most awesome) part of the movie in my opinion was when the fat guy pukes into a beer mug and chugs it down, only to puke it back up again. That goes on for a while. Awesome!!Another thing that makes this movie sweet is that it came out on Valentine's day, which makes that dreaded holiday a little less awful.If you liked this movie, then I highly recommend watching the rest of the Vomit Gore Trilogy.

I will attempt to review the vomit gore trilogy as a whole and save myself and everyone time.We must look at Lucifer valentines facade. In interviews he always goes on about how he was in a sexual relationship with his younger sister which he raised single handedly. She was a BLIND catatonic schizophrenic. this diagnosis doesn't even exists as it is now labelled as dissociative identity disorder.keep in mind more than half of clinical psychiatrist agree this disease is 100% caused by childhood trauma meaning it has 0 chances of being biological. considering this, how can Lucifer say she drowned herself in the bathtub after recreating a scene from SVD. this is obscured? does anyone see the problem with his statement yet?? how about now? how does a blind girl recreate something she SAW in a film. his girlfriends quote above is i would die for you, i would even kill for you.see where i am heading with this.something is seriously wrong with this account of his sisters demise. this pompous d*ck has the nerve to say his movies reflect quantum theory and higher levels of the human organism and consciousness. I'm sorry but saying i got abducted in 1973 and repeating this phrase 30 times while changing the date does not in anyway relate to quantum mechanics or the spiritual realm.how about the octopus on head scene in RGS.I think it went like this in real life. oh damn we forgot to use an octopus in the intestine puke scene. what do we do. LV chugs beers as he ponders. sets beer bottle on table put the octopus on his head walks in front of camera and shoves finger in mouth then pukes! *recycle*yeah the fx's are so bad you can tell the girls intestine is an octopus.i guess he never heard of using pig intestines.his drawings look like a 12 year old.he is too afraid to stand in public which makes me wonder if he is even a real person.i must admit the film is disturbing due to it being a scat film. for a horror movie it is very depraved and demented. you can't compare it to real scat films and say they are more disturbing because they are in a different spectrum of film. i hate the non stop cutting of film which actually makes the film less shocking. scenes are so fast you never really have time to absorb how messed up they are. again another attempt at being non linear or quantum theory w.e....just watch the non linear film waking life. This is a surrealist movie about the human condition in altered states and references quantum theory. as for his satanic title. please ...... anyone who knows anything about satanism knows its church only accepts the rich and powerful. They teach to destroy psychic vampires that drain your energy. so broken souls and schizophrenic sisters would be killed in a true satanic family.this guy is a joke. if he was to write a book it would only be pictures. i don't know which is easier to attack the films or the man behind them. i tend to think they are one of the same. a total fraud.i know you killed her! keep listening to burzum you Nazi!!! and stop connecting yourself to sun o))). fake intellectualism really makes me angry I'm sorry people.still BLIND people who can see.. This is a new one. There is a mystery to be unlocked here, possible more disturbing then the films themselves.

so dreadfully bad. i laughed throughout and actually did some work on the computer with that horrible noise track in the background. somehow it was mesmerizing enough to concentrate on other things to hahaha...i guess the objective was to fill a moving camera with as much disgusting imagery as possible. and then put it out. but the imagery isn't really that disgusting. save for the eyeball gouging which was OK. i didn't even think the Asian lass debraining was very effective. just a horrible film hahaha. but i watched it. you probably should not. in fact, please don't! there are so many things you could rather do, like watch paint dry or bite your toenails.

This was a strange one, let me just say it is the most stupidly titled film in existence, and also NOT a horror film. This film has a lot of reviews and hype that are truly misleading; yes it does have gore and vomit but i would not say its a gore film or a "vomit gore" film whatever nonsense the director himself thinks. I think the director is a complete idiot after reading interviews and his opinions of the film; maybe i watched a different film than he did. For the first half of the film i hated it, i absolutely hated it probably until the last twenty minutes. I read someone say this should have been a short movie; i agree with this entirely. Also the whole vomit thing has no relevance to anything except the bulimia scenes they should stay they actually contribute to the story, the rest is just the sad director creating images purely for his own enjoyment and other emetophiles i suppose. I myself actually have really bad emetophobia, so why i was watching this film in the first place is a question i was asking myself the whole time. Regardless, this film could be brilliant, it just needs a lot of tidying up and some scenes completely not included. You need to have patience to actually pay attention as it is a very strange thing to watch, i really enjoyed the editing and strange noises used though. The film created a really dark atmosphere and towards the end i felt really upset for the main character. If this were a short film and not presented as a "gory horror" and didn't contain any of the stupid vomit scenes and was purely about Angelas downfall, I would have awarded this 10; but as it stands i cant give it any more than a five. A very strange film indeed and not atall what i was expecting, unsure if i will watch any more of this strange trilogy and i probably wouldn't recommend to anyone.