Most undeservingly overhyped movie of all time??

Too much about the plot just didn't add up, the writing was bad, some of the scenes were cringey and awkward,

A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

A film of deceptively outspoken contemporary relevance, this is cinema at its most alert, alarming and alive.

It's quite difficult to know how to take this film. It's clearly made on a shoestring and is obviously intended to be a bit "tongue-in-cheek", but none of the humour lands, some of the acting is not at all credible, the script sucks and the poor production value really hurts the feel of the piece. I suspect it could work as a mates' Friday night film, as long as there's plenty of beer flowing. If the intoxicating substances are in short supply, deduct one star.

This film is genuinely funny. There's a beauty in not taking some things so seriously. Conjoined definitely offers a solid ninety minutes of laughs, and even a few concerned looks. I think this would be a great title for Netflix. I imagine a group of friends with a twelve pack of beer would find this movie a very great source of entertainment for their late night get together. I'll add this. I personally think the film goes perfectly smooth, like a great wine, with a very serious movie like There Will Be Blood, or even 2001: A Space Odyssey. No, seriously watch THAT triple feature and put Conjoined right smack in the middle. Or, just get a twelve pack, and you'll be fine.

Anybody out there who loves horror, a little dark comedy and lots of blood must go out and watch Conjoined. It is a dark comedic romp that will have you saying "what just happened?" and keep you wanting more.The great thing about this is, more you definitely get.The story is well-crafted and well acted. The director does an excellent job executing the story and keeping it moving at the perfect pace. Go out and grab your copy of the next great cult classic. You won't be sorry that you did.

Welp, just got finished watching Conjoined. Now it's time for my official unofficial review.Conjoined has what I like to call the trifecta of horror. Violence, boobs, and gore. Those three things always make for an entertaining horror movie. One thing I was highly impressed with was the acting. Over the course of being a connoisseur of all things horror, I have seen many indie horror movies. One thing a good portion of them have in common is shitty acting. Conjoined, however does not. The acting was absolutely solid. All of the actors gave great performances without anything coming out wooden or stiff. I also liked all the blood and gore, which definitely gets ramped up towards the end. Some of the scenes have the actors absolutely drenched in fake blood (hell, it might be real blood for all I know). For the budget they made the movie on, they did a great job with all the blood and gore. The audio was another high point. Oftentimes the audio is really low and hard to hear in lower budget movies, but with Conjoined you can hear everything perfectly without turning the volume up all the way to max. I thought that was really awesome. Another great thing about this film is having two smoking hot babes in the title roles. That never hurts.All in all, the cast and crew did an amazing job!I give this bitch 8 hot conjoined twins out of 10. (Which I guess technically that would make it a 16 out of 20)