Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown
Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown
| 29 March 1991 (USA)
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At the Tromaville Institute of Technology's nuclear plant, Prof. Holt has perfected "subhumanoids": living beings without emotions who perform menial tasks. When school reporter Roger Smith meets a beautiful subhumanoid named Victoria, they fall in love and he becomes determined to save her and the school from a giant mutant squirrel, Tromie.

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Acensbart

Excellent but underrated film

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Fairaher

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

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FirstWitch

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

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Zlatica

One of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.

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Frank Markland

Brick Bronsky stars as an intellectual muscle man who ends up protecting the girl of his dreams (Translated the only girl who will sleep with him) from corporation lackeys as well as a group of fat bikers who dominate the college. Oh and there are subhumanoids who are created and melt down with little of explanation, although the professor(Lisa Gaye) who sports a Marge Simpson haircut has a cure and being that Bronsky's girlfriend is a subhumanoid, he wants the cure. Of course education takes a backseat to non-stop bizarre set-pieces. Because last month was Halloween I did a non-stop binge on horror movies (AKA movies found in my horror section)and I saw this with the first. The first movie was made with gross out humor but also with restraint that things never got too out of control. Not so here, as Class Of Nukem High II is so bizarre and surreal that it's a non-stop assault on not only your senses but also your common sense and your physical being in general. You will not find a more weird film and yet I admit some of this went a long way, just not enough to be worth putting money down on. Reviewing this movie is hard because it's meant to be bizarre and there is tons of imagination and moments where the humor works but it's just so weird. And my taste in movies is hardly mainstream.** Out of 4-(Fair)

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whammy666

This is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It is incredibly stupid, incredibly bad acted, and includes incredibly bad special effects. So, what's not to like? I mean, this movie also includes an award winning number of melon heavy breasts...although many of these chicks are bald...but hey, they got large knockers! Yes, this is Class of Nuke Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown. It has near no relation to the original Class of Nuke Em High, but that is okay. This film is about the T.I.T: Tromaville Institute of Technology and all the wacky things that happen on campus including a giant mutated squirrel who likes large nuts, peeing on nuclear power plants, and sneezing on innocent civilians. At the same time, subhumanoids have lived on campus, they are like humans only they have a mouth instead of a belly button, so they are better at making love. Sound simple enough because we also got a dolphin-sophomore who is belemic and a professor with a 9 foot hairdo. Dear, I have said too much. Just make sure to hear the rocking theme song, which is one of the film's best qualities. Just check this movie out nuff said. It is dumb, tasteless, and incredibly bad, but also it is hilarious! Check it out!

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aaronzombie

The first of 2 sequels to 1984's Class of Nuke 'Em High is even weirder, believe or not. We have more sex, more goo, more monsters, and even more cretins. It's one strange ride, but it's fun too!!!!POSSIBLE SPOILER OR 2!!!Years have passed since the destruction of Tromaville High and it has been rebuilt into a college campus. A school newspaper reporter is our hero of the story who discovers something strange going on at the new nuclear power plant. People melting down into "gobs of green goo" and weird science experiments abound in Professor Holt's lab. The conclusion includes a mutant squirell attacking the school and students.Good story, effects, and some funny moments. ***1/2 out of *****.

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rockmonster2

i saw the bad imdb-vote of this film and thought, it would be worse than class of nuke em'high 1. but actually i occured to watch it andall i can say is :GREAT GREAT GREAT!! this movie is a real masterpiece of entertainment!'! it has everything a movie should have: mutant monsters ,sex ,gore, incredible fat people, bikini girls ( and non-bikini-girls ), crazy looking punks , radioactive waste , a great rock soundtrack , a toxic avenger guest apperance...''##!!GO AND GET THIS ONE !!##''

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