There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.
... View MoreThis is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama
... View MoreOne of the worst ways to make a cult movie is to set out to make a cult movie.
... View MoreThe film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.
... View MoreThis movie started out boring me (not funny, not interesting, no characters who were at all likable or developed enough to make me care about them).Then this movie annoyed me (very poor acting, huge plot holes and amateurishly shot, as though they were using a camcorder, household lamps for lighting and edited it on whatever software came with their discount laptop).Then this movie made me angry (the big name stars were on screen for ten seconds and appear to have simply been ambushed on a red carpet, plus the entire premise of the movie really is just about "drugging" women with a magic pheromone-covered shirt and literally raping them without the guys ever learning anything or even paying for their crimes).Seriously, this movie is both completely unfunny, unlikable and not watchable and on top of that it is completely morally bankrupt - and again not even remotely in a funny way. Guys can't even enjoy the movie for the T&A factor because there's only one or two short topless scenes, and even they are boring, unfunny and not titillating at all (again, they are simply raping these women!)I sincerely hope that every celebrity sued the filmmakers for using their names and likenesses.None of them are listed here on IMDb so it seems pretty obvious once they started marketing their "movie" using their names, their management/legal teams squashed that pretty quick. Serves them right. It's pretty obvious the guys behind this movie aren't just bad filmmakers, they're bad people.
... View MoreHey cool, a movie about the stupefying and raping of women without consequence. Seems like a pretty great premise for a 'comedy'.I am surprised that the parental guidance review didn't pick up on all the rape. Spike a woman's drink and sleep with her = bad, wear a shirt that magically has the same effect and we are supposed to laugh at this? The movie isn't even subtle about it.I suffered right the way through to the end of this piece of trash and seriously people, think about what you are laughing at. The makers of this movie were either oblivious or subversive, either way this movie should not see the light of day.
... View MoreIt feels like some of the negative reviewers are trying to compare this movie to the multi-million dollar productions coming out of Hollywood. If that's what you're into, this movie may not be for you. I personally enjoy seeing what independent low/no budget producers can bring to the screen.Those who say it doesn't have a plot, need to learn what a plot is, it's a bit weak, but no more so that porky's or some other movie of that ilk.I think Jeff has fallen pray to his own ability to create a really strong trailer, and people are picking it up expecting something it's not.All that said, if you're looking for something with a little jiggle and some laughs though-out, you might enjoy this movie. The acting is above what I usually see in a low budget production, and the camera/sound work is way above what I would have expected. The weak points are that the plot is thin, though I don't think it's supposed to be otherwise. And the editing is a little choppy. A 200k Hollywood editor could have made a big difference there's lots for someone like that to work with in here. But that again is not what this is.My rating here is made comparing it to other low budget independents, not Hollywood. If I used those standards, no TV show could measure up either. I love oranges but once in a while I like to have an apple ;)
... View More"Be warned, you cannot possibly understand the toll this gift exacts on the body, yes, but more gravely on the mind, on the soul." Phil (Venables) and Jen (Cady) are getting divorced and Phil moves out. When Phil and his friends run into a stranger with a shirt with the power for any man to get any woman he wants they think they have it made. Phil decides to try and use it on his wife. This movie is pretty much exactly what you would expect from the preview. A little bit of a plot and a lot of sex. This movie has the three main characters in any good movie like this. The sensitive guy, the fat dumb guy, and the cocky guy. This is no where near the quality of the "American Pie" movies and is barely watchable. Ten minutes in you can predict the ending. But all this really means nothing. When you watch a movie like this you watch it for one thing. Overall, an OK movie that runs out of laughs at about twenty minutes in. I give it a C.Would I watch again? - I doubt it.*Also try - Virginity Hit
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