Fresh and Exciting

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

This film has me scratching my head. I am wondering how a film that had such a wonderful effect as the scene where the Ted guy just started disintegrating be so bad overall? It also had a whole lot of nudity, but even that could not save it. No, this film was just too bad...though the nudity, a couple of good gore scenes and a very short running time make it at least tolerable. It so could've used a decent actor or actress to make it more watchable, and more development in the plot would not of hurt things.The story has some thing raping women in gruesome fashion. At times the girl is confronted by an ordinary person who suddenly turns and at other it simply attacks in its horrible form...making one wonder why it bothers to conceal its identity at all. Especially the first girl it kills, it did not seem to need to change its identity at all to get to her, yet a person in a locked up house it attacks head on. Well an investigator and a doctor try to solve the case. As they try to find common bonds between the females they learn that all are virgins! Though I found it funny that most of these "virgins" wore more makeup than a cheap hooker. I mean one of them was doing cocaine, you are telling me she has never had sex, but has snorted coke? Well the movie progresses quickly as victim after victim rises from their stay at the hospital to go to a type of gathering.This film had potential, if they had made a porno, but as a horror film it lacks too much. The girls are cute, but so skinny that when they are nude I kept thinking to myself, "a good ten or fifteen pounds more and she would look better". The best looking of the bunch was the first victim. The film also seems to have an awful lot of padding for such a short film, granted the padding did seem to take the form of nudity. However, why couldn't we get a bit more plot development thrown in? I mean, why the heck is that monster using people to get to some gals and why couldn't they get one real star to be in this? I mean the blank stares on the cop and the doctor as this one guy is convulsing and coming apart is beyond bad acting! So there you have it, I almost feel this film started out being an adult film, but they got some more money so instead tried to turn it into a mainstream horror film! The best thing they did here was the Ted scene and the doctor scene. Also, the one monster that was a mess up, looked better than the regular one! It was not the worst movie ever, thanks to these scenes and effects and of course, the nudity, but it needed more development! or less, had they simply made it into an adult film. I mean that scene at the end with the women all gathered sure looked straight out of one.

Like others here, the only way I saw this was ON DEMAND cable. No way any sane person should pay to see this. But maybe so since it does have entertainment value in that parts of it are so bad it's funny. This film hasn't made IMDb's bottom 100 but it deserves to be there. I can't give it a 1/10 since I hear director Tim Kincaid made worst movies; such a rare breed!Here's some of the bad and ugly:Acting could sweep the Razzies. Teresa Farley is Dr. Gamble Pace who teams up with detective Lance Lewman to produce an extraordinary lack of chemistry. Teresa seems to be reading from a script at her feet and Lance is busy trying to impress no one. Best acting was the mugger/rapist with a knife. For about 1.5 seconds he was convincing.There's plenty of nudity and it's suggested that every woman is killed in the act of disrobing whether doing aerobics, standing in the kitchen, walking in the hospital or talking to mom on the phone. However, that's not true. The homeless old lady in the basement of the Empire State Building was also killed. Oh yeah, she's probably a virgin like pretty Dr. Pace. And then there's the bizarre: model Frances Raines does her naked strip and walk in the hospital past the bearded man. Kincaid apparently saw Mathilda May's naked girl in Lifeforce, the British cult sci-fi. Who was that bearded guy? Only the curious will find out.Watch out for the brilliant next-door Halloween party special effects by Ed French. Plenty of bright red paint splattered. The make-up and special effects look like the haunted house in the neighborhood that's set up for Halloween. And don't miss the rubber aliens and the goofy-goo ending robotic orgy bath scene. To end, Kincaid channels Brian De Palma's classic ending with Teresa Farley as Nancy Allen.

Plot Synopsis: A doctor & detective are investigating a series of rapes where the women have been disfigured by some kind of acid & have a strange substance in their wombs. All the victims were also virgins at the time of the attacks. What they don't know is that the women have been impregnated by an alien creature that has come to Earth to breed.Film Review: Breeders has the rather dubious distinction of being one of the first ever direct-to-video genre films to be released during the mid-1980s. This is just as well considering that this film would have died a horrendous death at the box-office. The film's director, Tim Kincaid, is undeniably the worst ever genre director of this era, having made the craptacular 'efforts' MUTANT HUNT, ROBOT HOLOCAUST & produced NECROPOLIS. After making these films, Kincaid has gone onto a career as a porn director.Breeders is without a doubt one of the worst genre films ever to have come out of the 1980s (it would have been THE worst if not for the likes of R. O. T. O. R. coming out three years later). The main problem is that Kincaid has no sense of style or even a basic idea of how to shoot a film. All he does is place actors in certain spots, get them to recite their lines off an unseen cue card & never move the camera around or at least edit the action. The only thing Kincaid does right is to film supple flesh like he is making a porn film.Speaking of porn, Breeders is basically pornography posing as science fiction. The film has a message that will prove offensive to anyone who has a conservative viewpoint – that virgins are asking for trouble & that the only way to stay safe is to be sexually active. Here, virgins are looked down with disdain, even pity. This would have been enough were it not for Kincaid's sheer ineptitude – one of the victims (who happens to be a virgin) has a habit of doing aerobics workouts in the nude after snorting cocaine. Another victim strips off in order to cook some food. Both women are then attacked by a cheesy-looking insectoid alien – that's basically the plot of the film.If that isn't enough, Breeders has a very poorly written script. It is obvious that Kincaid has not thought out the script well enough – it is never made clear just how many aliens are out there, with the film depicting humans being possessed by the aliens. It is also unknown as to how Ed French's doctor knows about the alien lifeforce & how he became infected.

OK, this is definitely a guilty pleasure and not a movie where you will see quality acting or dazzling special effects.What you will see are breasts; lots of breasts, and derrières, too. We even get to see a naked workout by model Amy Brentano. After a photo shoot, she does a line, and gives us a good naked workout. Teen boys will be thrilled. There is even the requisite shower scene with another victim.Aliens are looking for virgins, and there are far more than you would believe. I mean, can a girl be a virgin if she snorts cocaine and does naked workouts. It's possible, but hardly believable.After the victims recover from their rape, then they go walking nude around the city searching for their new masters.The end was a real pleasure. They were all together under the city writhing around in alien sperm. Writer/director Tim Kincaid certainly had a breast fetish.