Pretty Good

Please don't spend money on this.

Must See Movie...

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

This is the first time for me to write a review, ever. But with this film I had to write something, because it's just one of a kind. This film hit me really f*cking hard!It was perfect in every way it came out. From the beginning to the ending you feel a deep connection with Adèle, I've never seen an actor give such an emotional and powerful performance in a roll ever. The 2 girls really blow my mind away. During the whole film I never thought "wow, those are really good actresses." It was like you're in the film together with them, jut looking from a far.It just like what Steven Spielberg said: "It's a privilege to be a fly on the wall, and to see the story about what Adèle & Emma make trough." And you really do! Somehow you can relate to the story, because everybody has been trough such emotional pain (i think?), certainly with something such as love. It can be beautiful, but it also can really hurt. The film really needs more recognition. I think it was a really powerful masterpiece, together with the astonishing performances of both the actresses, Abdellatif Kechiche really made one hell of a film. The guy sets the bar really high with this. I don't think I'll get the same feeling soon from another film, that I had with this one.I hope you will enjoy it, as much as I did.

While sitting and waiting at the Paris airport, browsing for some YouTube videos to watch, I've stumbled upon an old 2007 documentary The Universe (S02E01 "Alien Planets"). I thought about the title of this movie when at some point they said: "As the star wobbles around, light waves appear to shift in frequency as the object emitting them comes toward or away from you. The light from an object moving toward you will look slightly bluer, and a light from an object moving away from you will look slightly redder".So I thought that Blue Is The Warmest Color because it is the closest <3.

I found it really hard to give the slightest crap about Adele. The entire movie is her expressionless, mouth-hung-open, boring face. That's pretty much it. Boring. Nothing interesting ever happens. Unless you find shots of an expressionless face interesting. God... just add drool coming out of her mouth, and it would be perfect. And then, when eventually, Adele has a burst of blubbering crying, she still manages to do THAT with a flat affect. So I guess that means I'm supposed to care about her. I didn't. And during the sex scenes I kept saying to myself "this movie is basically an excuse for soft porn isn't it." Oh and for some reason there's a lot of scenes of people eating what appears to be the same recipe of spaghetti, over and over. Stupid. Stupid, boring movie. Unless you like staring at a girl's face that does nothing but sit there motionless. Like I said just add some drool.And I suppose it's custom in France for people to talk while shoving food in their mouths? Exposing everything that's stuck to their tongues and teeth, in between words, because that's what happens, when they eat. They talk. And we definitely get to "SEE FOOD" if you remember the old joke where you ask someone if they want "SEA food" and you stick your tongue out with food on it so they "SEE food." I had to force myself to watch this highly recommended, award winning piece of crap til the end. It's mostly just the main character that does it for me. I can't get over how dopey she is. I really grew sick of her pretty quick and didn't give a crap about anything she might be going through. This entire movie is mostly shots of her dumb flat dull dopey face being boring. What a total piece of crap. Lesbians being boring lesbians. And I guess I'm supposed to care.

...Because this lesbian porno center in some basic LGBT-coming-of- age story is artfully dull and beautifully unoriginal. I was full of uninterested cringe in between subtle moments of reality, before full on laughing at a bad sex scene that showed awkwardness, rushing, and lack of awareness catered not to lesbians, but straight men. I've actual lesbian porn based in more realism than that 7 minutes of gasping, ass smacking, and borderline painful boob squeezing. And after reading the actresses complaints, I could see that being captured.Anyway, spoiler/trope alert: it's another lesbian film where the women don't end up together because LGBT movies are apparently scripted to be dramatic shots filled with sex, cheating, romance based on lust only, and settling for someone else because communication is for chumps. Long story short: it's an okay art piece that hit all the right buttons for people new to LGBT films, but those buttons are overly pushed and obnoxious with nothing gained nor lost in terms of originality. It felt forced and aiming less for LGBT exposure and more "look at these women finger each other for ROMANCE".