Bloodsucking Bastards
Bloodsucking Bastards
NR | 04 September 2015 (USA)
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A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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ada

the leading man is my tpye

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Dorathen

Better Late Then Never

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Marva

It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

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Francene Odetta

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

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Smoreni Zmaj

Rarely stupid movie. Fortunately, it lasts below average, about 80 minutes. It is so dumb that it even gives it some charm. I think it has social message and it's basically parody to modern business, but it does not make it any less retarded. :D4/10

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lastlogon

This movie was unexpectedly funny and gross. I thought it was going to be a horror style movie but it was comedy horror. The funny part is, it's so true. I've worked in an office for many years and the fact is, it drives you crazy. What could be funnier than the office dork chasing you for $20? It happens every week. The hidden affairs, ridiculous callous management, all true. The security guard scenes are funny. I love the Joey Kern actor guy, he is funny. There's no lame nudity or any lame jokes. Other highlights - the angry HR lady that is dating the main character, how the manager hits on her and she is blatantly revolted. Well done to the creators of this.

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Scott LeBrun

Mildly amusing, lightly entertaining horror comedy puts forth the idea that if a company's employees were made into vampires, they might actually be more productive. And so it goes in this goofy story of Evan (Fran Kranz, "The Cabin in the Woods"), a dutiful worker at a soul sucking corporation who yearns for a management position. Instead, his old college nemesis Max (Pedro Pascal of 'Game of Thrones') gets the gig. Soon, Evan and his indolent chum Tim (Joey Kern, "Cabin Fever" '02) are among the select few who must do battle with their former co-workers who've all been turned into creatures of the night - or of the poorly illuminated building.This so-so movie does have its moments. Essentially playing like 'The Office' or "Office Space" with vampires added, it does deliver some modest chuckles. The pace is quick and the energy level pretty respectable. It's a little silly and tiresome at times for this viewer, but it does improve as it goes along, and eventually delivers a decent amount of splatter and a high body count. It does get a bonus point for being filmed in the 2.35:1 aspect ratio, which always helps smaller movies like this to have a bigger feel.The cast approaches their material with a healthy amount of enthusiasm. Kranz is a likable lead, and Pascal is a hoot as his smug adversary. Emma Fitzpatrick ("The Collection") is an appealing leading lady. Joel Murray ("Hatchet", "God Bless America") is fine as the jovial boss. Offering funny supporting performances are Justin Ware as Andrew and Marshall Givens as Frank the Security Guard.Agreeable enough entertainment for 84 minutes.Six out of 10.

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p j

Not going to give a long review here.The movie delivers what it's supposed to deliver. Cheap jokes and a predictable storyline. Nothing is a surprise, but in this case I actually enjoyed it. Good Sunday movie when you feel like clearing your mind before the next week and just enjoy a little humor. The characters where alright, even though the main characters was far to weak in my opinion (even though I love the actor from his roll in The Doll House). But I guess that was what they were going for. Unfortunately it got quite annoying.The movie was fine, I enjoyed it but you can't expect the highest quality movie or you'll be disappointed.

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