i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

Entertaining from beginning to end, it maintains the spirit of the franchise while establishing it's own seal with a fun cast

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

This is an astonishing documentary that will wring your heart while it bends your mind

At least this one had a couple of attractive women and didn't hate the human body Disney taliban style. With that said, they never showed us the boobs and the whole idea was daft.

Heaps of potential wasted.You have cute chicks, they are thin and have long hair, there is a bikini contest announced, everyone is on vacation (except one who is in grief so can be made happy) and what does this movie do? Next to nothing with it.The problem with this film was they bought into their own silly idea and title and left the bride at the altar.

A riveting, edge of the seat ride of exhilaration and astonishing special affects, this combined with a cast surely to rival some of the best actors of our times, leaves this mountain romp far, far from anything described in the last sentence. Career desperation drips from the script, and carries through to everyone who was involved, like the gang who watched the ark of the covenant opened (Raiders of the Lost Ark), so will the trajectory of all the careers which contributed to this steaming pile of waist. I base this review on about the first ten minutes I could stand before making the glorious effort to reach for the remote. However, late, late night satellite TV, has to have something to air.

It's been a while since my last review. And starting again I figured I didn't want to pick up a blockbuster but a title by which you know, this isn't going to be that good but will offer a few things. So far i have seen them all concerning mega monsters like spiders and other stuff but Snow Sharks was sadly a waist of time.As I said earlier, I don't have problems with creature features that are over the top but there must be an actual storyline and if you are using effects that are cheap at least don't show how it is done. When one of the girls is being bitten in two by a Snow Shark they do close in with the camera but you could easily spot here legs just being covered by the snow, you could even see them move. A really bad thing. Of course the sharks are cheap CGI but they do look rather good. On part of the storyline itself there's something to say about that too. In fact there isn't any. You move from one part to another and nothing binds them. Then you have the nerd trying to seduce girls but that doesn't work out, up to the next scene. Then you have the Asian girl coming into the story and pulling up crosses in the snow, Why she does that and why the crosses are there is never explained but they do things with the sharks. 3 girls are in a hot tub, why, no reason at all, and you can see it coming, they are shark foot, sharks appearing in the tub and the water doesn't run out of it, strange. We also see a lot of skiing and snow boarding which looks nice but doesn't add anything to the story. Yes, this is just a mishmash of ideas, sadly,bad ideas that doesn't work out. All the girls do look pretty and some do walk around in small bikini's but that doesn't make a flick and when you are teasing with nudity then give it to the people. No, this I can't recommend to anybody, not even the Z-flick lovers.Gore 0/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5