Albino Farm
Albino Farm
R | 09 September 2009 (USA)
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College students exploring the Ozark Mountains for a school assignment, stumble upon a group of scary, redneck cave-dwellers.

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Cubussoli

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

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Limerculer

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

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Afouotos

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

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Jonah Abbott

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

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michaelasiclari

I saw Albino Farm on cable late last night, and was pleasantly surprised. Four college kids in search of a local legend, which turns out to be the Albino Farm. Also known as Wrong Turn 4, this film featured the usual cannibalistic killings, and something else that is not the usual; some very fine acting performances. Most notably, an impressive turn by wrestling star Chris Jericho. While not his usual handsome self, his performance added a chilling component to the films otherwise predictable plot line. The film did have some interesting murder sequences, as well as the clever use of a particular Bible passage that helped the four main characters solve the mystery of the Albino Farm. Tammin Sursock also gives a credible performance as the main heroine of this shocker. Not bad for a straight to video feature!

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GL84

While attempting to uncover a series of local urban legends for a class report, several college students stumble across the horrifying truth behind a small town's past of deformities and freaks and race to escape before they fall victim to the same source.Overall, this one wasn't too bad and definitely has it's moments, especially once they arrive at the titular location and they start getting attacked, which is a lot of fun due to the different types of stalking techniques employed throughout, from running by in the background to traps being laid out and all kinds of different torture and bloodletting done that makes for some pretty nifty gore from time to time. However, despite all the attempts it tries in the beginning to make it feel creepy with it's set-up for the town's inhabitants, it just comes across as a one-note gag repeated for about forty-plus minutes and makes them look ever more stupid and idiotic for willingly staying around when it's much more logical to leave, and it has a few other issues to work out there as well, but it's still not all that bad.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language and Brief Nudity

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Edward V'Kanty

This is my very first film review, so please be patient if I jump around a bit...The theme of "Albino Farm" is all too familiar by now. A group of college students happen upon a rural, socially challenged town, where they promptly stick their noses, as well as various other body parts, where they are not wanted. The result, as any of the fans of this genre will happily tell you, is copious amounts of blood-shedding in an effort to keep the outsiders from revealing their secrets. While the horror genre has been saturated with this type of film, there are a few, both independently and commercially produced, that stand out amongst their peers. "Albino Farm" is one such film, for a few reasons.First and foremost, the plot of this film is unique enough to draw one's attention. In all honesty, I felt the first half of the film could have been faster paced and the storyline could have been rewritten to get us to the Albino Farm a little quicker, but, at the same time, I wouldn't necessarily say I was bored. It's clear that the writers and filmmakers took great care in setting the scene and establishing the characters, but it does translate into a somewhat drawn out beginning. Once we do get to the Albino Farm (and, like the saying goes, getting there IS half the fun!), the action, suspense, and thrills begin. Of course, we've all seen films, where the antagonists are mutated cannibals, either through Mother Nature's blunders or mankind's own abominations created by our need to wage war or build the better human being. In this case, however, these mutants are the products of the urban legends we've all heard many times. We've heard the stories and have all thought, or perhaps asked aloud: What happens if a pregnancy results from one of these unions? Albino Farm gives us the answer! And then there's Pig Bitch! The name alone should have true horror fans salivating! I've seen a couple of reviews that mentioned Chris Jericho and Tammin Sursok (and these two do give great performances), but Bianca Barnett stands out as the grotesquely erotic and vengeful Pig Bitch. Her make-up, while outstanding and realistic, limits her facial expressions and as a result, Miss Barnett has to rely on body language and the grunting, growling language of Pig Bitch to make her emotions known. In this way, her talent and her love of her craft shine, like the star she is surely destined to become. I, for one, definitely look forward to seeing her explore future roles!Finally, "Albino Farm" is a fun film, amusing at times and frightening at other times. This is definitely a welcome addition to the genre and well worth a watch, at least once!

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Steve Pulaski

What could've been a very crafty and very intelligent piece of horror turns into a very formulaic and very familiar piece of the slasher film genre we see far too much of. Albino Farm's premise is interesting, but the execution is very poor, and we can see the movie struggle to maintain its short eighty-five minutes by delaying action until around forty minutes in.Albino Farm takes forever to get going, and when it does, you only wish it had more to offer. The film focuses on four teenagers (Sursok Lagano, Richey, and Bala) who venture out to document the Ozark Mountains for a school project. When the duo get a flat, they head out to a gas station with a strange, unsettling owner who warns them to turn back. One of the dumbest, cockiest, lame-brained teenagers in recent memory convince the gang to travel up to see what the hype is about.They stumble across the town of Shiloh, which looks like a ghost-town. They learn that many of the town folk fear a legend called "Albino Farm." The teens split up with two going in search of the farm, and two going in search of a church. After doing the genius thing of getting picked up by a hick and two identical twins, they are taken out and abandoned at the Albino Farm. Let the horror movie clichés, jokes, antics, and chase scenes begin.I believe this film is based off of the legend of a group of College students adventuring around the Ozark Mountains and never returning home. Either this is the legend itself, or a followup to it. Whatever it is, it is poorly executed.Low budget horror films can't be critiqued by their budget. What you have it what you have, and I believe I shouldn't penalize the producers, directors, etc for working with what they had. I can respect that. But so much is done poorly. In order to believe the characters, you have to throw logic out the window. What makes you want to venture out to the deep part of the Ozarks in the first place? Curiosity kills the cat, and when you stumble upon creepy woods, it's likely to kill you as well.The sound editing is messy. One point there is dead silence, the next moment the bass almost blows your speakers followed up by very dim talking. Your remote may need to be in your hands at all times for this. Not to mention, the pitch dark lighting may call for a brightness tune up. What a temperamental film. You need to pretty much modify everything on your TV to be satisfied while watching Albino Farm.This also seems to be influenced by every redneck-slasher film on the market today. Throw three great horror films like The Hills Have Eyes, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Wrong Turn in a blender and it'll spit out this mediocre horror flick. Creativity is here, but the execution is like a dog on a leash fighting to inch itself closer to its desired destination while the owner is tugging back. Imagine the producers as the owner, the movie itself as the dog, and the destination being "typical redneck film schlock." There's a metaphor that will sum this up.The makeup effects is where this film starts to redeem itself in quality. The effects on the creatures are realistic, but then the film wants to add some digital effects on some of the people. You can pretty much do that on any free editing system, and do it a lot better. Not being a Mac user, I still am sure this can be done one way or another on the Photo-booth program that comes free with the computer. They can do that, but they can't add some sort of effect to brighten up the scenery.I can tell the crew were serious about making this film like the legend or something close to it. They didn't fall on their neck as much as they fell on their face in their attempts with this. Albino Farm, still, could've been great b-movie horror. What we have here, is just lazy editing and a lazy script ripping off so much of every other movie in its genre. It's a copy of a copy.Starring: Chris Jericho, Richard Christy, Tammin Sursok, Duane Whitaker, Alicia Lagano, Nick Richey, and Sunkrish Bala. Directed by: Joe Anderson and Sean McEwen.

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